Criterion on MySpace

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Anonymous · #1 Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:40 pm

Join up here!

godardslave · #2 Post by **godardslave** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:51 pm

so is this an official blog run by someone who works there or something?
and kristy do you work for criterion? are you the blog author?

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#3 Post by **Matt** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:06 am

Has there been a bloody coup by teenagers at Criterion? They've got high school art fair winners doing the covers, Mulvaney is dead, and now they've got a myspace account? I give up!

justeleblanc · #4 Post by **justeleblanc** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:11 am

matt wrote:Has there been a bloody coup by teenagers at Criterion? They've got high school art fair winners doing the covers, Mulvaney is dead, and now they've got a myspace account? I give up!

We'll always have Paris.

bunuelian · #5 Post by **bunuelian** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:12 am

Matt, maybe you should photoshop your avatar to make her bald . . .

Anonymous · #6 Post by **Anonymous** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:18 am

ewwww.

justeleblanc · #7 Post by **justeleblanc** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:20 am

kristy wrote:ewwww.

sorry kristy, and welcome to the forum!!

der_Artur · #8 Post by **der_Artur** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:55 am

If I connect the dots correctly, than the myspaceaccount is this new kind of advertising.

Schkura · #9 Post by **Schkura** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:39 pm

New look, new line, newfound interest in astrology.

Mr Pixies · #10 Post by **Mr Pixies** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:15 pm

all the dvd labels seem to have one, like Unearthed and Synapse.

Narshty · #11 Post by **Narshty** » Tue May 09, 2006 3:02 pm

They're now advertising this as the top news item on their homepage. Jesus wept.

oldsheperd · #12 Post by **oldsheperd** » Tue May 09, 2006 4:17 pm

That's Hot.

Daze · #13 Post by **Daze** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:12 am

According to the myspace page, Criterion Collection is female.

Female, 22, and single.

I totally wanna cyber with her now.

neal · #14 Post by **neal** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:21 pm

Daze wrote:According to the myspace page, Criterion Collection is female.

Female, 22, and single.

I totally wanna cyber with her now.

I hear she only puts out three times a month... but sometimes she'll do up to 6 at a time.

What have I become?

justeleblanc · #15 Post by **justeleblanc** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:52 pm

I also hear she sometimes comes in boxes... this summer she will be coming in a box on Laurence Olivier, I'm definitely going to be saving that box!

And while customers are pissy when she's kicking and screaming, they are generally happy if she's seduced and then abandoned.

Maybe I'm just perverted but I love it when I can see pictures of her releases on dvdbeaver.

And scroll up to see my picture of Paris Hilton.

Ashirg · #16 Post by **Ashirg** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:11 pm

Don't trust the age on myspace! Just 9 years ago Criterion switched from large ones to a smaller ones and had at least 3 face-lifts with another one coming this August.

scalesojustice · #17 Post by **scalesojustice** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:31 pm

if you want to see criterion's new clothing line, head over to their myspace. i personally can't wait for emo kids to sport their janus film wear to show off how cool and different their "movies" are.

EDIT: oops, five minutes too late. my emo kids comment still stands though.

Noir of the Night · #18 Post by **Noir of the Night** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:14 am

Not exactly to do with myspace, but this is probably the funniest facebook group ever:

Group Info Name: Criterion Collection 4 Life, Mothafucka
Type: Organizations - Clubs & Societies
Description:
Dis posse's for all y'all thugz down with tha Critizzle fo shizzle and who aint gon' let no bitch fuck with nizzle. Motherfucka tryin to watch some Cocteau and hoes come in askin for sex. Tell 'em straight: "GET UP OFF MY DICK, BITCH, I'M WATCHIN' LE SANG D'UN POETE!"

And bitch'll try to trick you. She be takin your copy of Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie and rubbin' it between her titties. Well don't pay no mind to dat shit. Sip on ya gnac and remember dis: you be watchin' a mothafuckin Janus film.

Contact Info Website: www.criterion.com
Office: My mothafuckin living room

Recent News
"I ain't goin to no broke-ass club tonite, bitch! I just got a copy of Dead Ringers. That shit's o.o.p.!"

Kyle Smith (Northwestern) at 1:24am July 30th, 2006
YO JON MAHONEY, HOOK ME UP WITH SOME SNOW/FRAMPTON SHIT! AND NOT THE KIND OF SNOW FRAMPTON LIKES, AWWWW SHIT!

(YO PS FUCK THAT KINO AND FACETS SHIT, THEY AINT GOT NOTHING ON MY CLOSEMINDED TASTEMAKERS AT CRIT-CO!!!!!!!!)

Kyle Smith (Northwestern) at 10:56pm July 30th, 2006
AWW HELL ITS JON MULVANEY, THAT'S WHAT TOO MANY 40s AND A NEW MR. ARKADIN SET WILL DO TO A BROTHER!

http://csun.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2204500614

alandau · #19 Post by **alandau** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:55 am

Found on MySpace: Criterion-related YouTube-ness

jon · #20 Post by **jon** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:49 am

Plan 9 From Outer Space?

Toshiro De Niro · #21 Post by **Toshiro De Niro** » Sun May 20, 2007 5:03 am

a guy (the second guy) in this short filmis wearing criterion t-shirt.