Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)

[domino harvey]

Why do his shoes have their own belts?

[Antoine Doinel]

Here's the trailer for Ace Ventura Jr. Pet Detective.

[dx23]

Here's the trailer for Ace Ventura Jr. Pet Detective.

I saw the trailer a couple of days ago. The star of the film has to be the worst kid actor in the history of cinema.

[Antoine Doinel]

I think my favorite part of that trailer is the recreation of the "Come to me my animal friends" scene with two, apparently poorly trained, birds.

[Cash Flagg]

Any film in the Sony Martini Movies series gets automatic inclusion in this thread.

[Mr Sausage]

Guinness looks horrified by whatever it is Burl Ives is doing.

[Props55]

Apparently he's trying to palm off a liter of contraband rum for the Black Bird! Martini Movies has turned OUR MAN IN HAVANA into THE MALTESE FALCON with Guinness as Spade, O'Hara as Miss O'Shaunnesy and Ives as Guttman. Can't wait to see Ernie Kovacs as Wilmer the Gunsel!

[domino harvey]

Guinness looks horrified by whatever it is Burl Ives is doing.

He's terrified of his being four feet tall

[knives]

This is actually a good movie, I keep on saying that in this thread. The cover reminds me of the one they used in The Mist though, only more campy.

[Barmy]

[tavernier]

Well, if you have to be attacked by a kiss, at least it's from Sasha Grey.

[Cash Flagg]

....but apparently DVD cover design is not.