Well, you've got me there.

I like how each character's expression fully captures their character arc throughout the film:

Hoffman: I am friendly and will help you out.
Gyllenhaal: Aren't I dreamy?
Latifah: Um, what am I doing in this movie again?
Thompson: I am going to kill you.
Ferrell: Uh...what was that?

The lawn and sky are of course symbolic of the fact that the film takes place on Earth.

Man, I would not want to be him in high school.

Do Oompa Loompas go to high school?

Why do his shoes have their own belts?

Here's the trailer for Ace Ventura Jr. Pet Detective.

I saw the trailer a couple of days ago. The star of the film has to be the worst kid actor in the history of cinema.

I think my favorite part of that trailer is the recreation of the "Come to me my animal friends" scene with two, apparently poorly trained, birds.

Any film in the Sony Martini Movies series gets automatic inclusion in this thread.

Guinness looks horrified by whatever it is Burl Ives is doing.

Apparently he's trying to palm off a liter of contraband rum for the Black Bird! Martini Movies has turned OUR MAN IN HAVANA into THE MALTESE FALCON with Guinness as Spade, O'Hara as Miss O'Shaunnesy and Ives as Guttman. Can't wait to see Ernie Kovacs as Wilmer the Gunsel!

He's terrified of his being four feet tall

This is actually a good movie, I keep on saying that in this thread. The cover reminds me of the one they used in The Mist though, only more campy.

Well, if you have to be attacked by a kiss, at least it's from Sasha Grey.

....but apparently DVD cover design is not.