I think I bought a shirt at 'Randy Couture' once. A terrible, terrible shirt.Kirkinson wrote:
3 Geezers (Michelle Schumacher, 2013)
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^^^ J.K. Simmons and Tim Allen can't possibly need money that badly, could they?
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I was wondering that. I don't keep up with who's in and who's out in Hollywood these days, but Tim Allen used to be quite a star, didn't he? What's he doing in this crap?
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Sadly, "What's he doing in this crap" is an apt question for a lot of his movies. Wild Hogs, The Santa Clause sequels, The Shaggy Dog, Cars, Christmas with the Kranks, Joe Somebody, Jungle 2 Jungle...RossyG wrote:I was wondering that. I don't keep up with who's in and who's out in Hollywood these days, but Tim Allen used to be quite a star, didn't he? What's he doing in this crap?
Actually, it's easier to list his good movies, because that's a much shorter list: the first The Santa Clause, Toy Story (and sequels), Galaxy Quest. Probably Redbelt, but I haven't seen that one myself.
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I liked Big Trouble.
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I don't see any reason to think Tim Allen has or ever had good taste, but being in something as dire looking as Geezers speaks more to having a terrible agent.
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On paper, does this really look any worse than a blockbuster like Grown Ups? I assume somebody was pulling some favors for a producer or whatever. Also Tim Allen loves blow.matrixschmatrix wrote:I don't see any reason to think Tim Allen has or ever had good taste, but being in something as dire looking as Geezers speaks more to having a terrible agent.
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Grown Ups at least had a solid target demographic in mind (People who grew up watching SNL/Adam Sandler movies in the 80's and are now middle aged parents). I'm really not sure who Geezers is aimed at.
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Geezers is the directorial debut of J.K. Simmons' wife, Michelle Schumacher (no relation to Joel, as far as I can tell). Simmons stars, but from the plot descriptions I've found it sounds like most of the other "celebrities" just have cameos as themselves. Most likely they each just did a day of work on the movie as a favor to Simmons and his family.
EDIT: Sam Raimi is in it, too!
EDIT: Sam Raimi is in it, too!
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Simmons is obviously an extremely generous and accommodating husband. He also starred in a short for the same production company (his wife's and brother-in-law's). Synopsis: "A sex addicts uncontrollable fantasies go terribly wrong..." Tell me these stills don't look like a hilariously entertaining film.
Here's what they have in development according to the site:
Here's what they have in development according to the site:
If I had to guess the answer to that last one, you make a bunch of terrible comedies?Rule Follower (2012) – Middle-aged Steve has followed the rules of society his entire life, but when he forced to break the rules he discovers a whole new world has been waiting just beyond his reach.
You Trying To Party? (2013) – When four friends take a road trip to relive misspent youth, things take a turn for the worse when a retired General crashes the party and winds up dead.
One More Time (2014) – What do you do when you discover everything you hold dear was just an illusion?
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The most important thread zedz has ever started?
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This is up there with the James Franco / Corpse Love Story movie in terms of inadvertent thread creation
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Dr. Van Nostrand was one of Kramer's aliases in Seinfeld. They can't even come up with their own name.Gregory wrote:Simmons is obviously an extremely generous and accommodating husband. He also starred in a short for the same production company (his wife's and brother-in-law's). Synopsis: "A sex addicts uncontrollable fantasies go terribly wrong..." Tell me these stills don't look like a hilariously entertaining film.