Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)

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#1826 Post by Monterey Jack » Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:22 pm

Any reason my post was taken down? All I did was post an alternative movie poster (that was also vastly superior to the ghastly Blu cover).

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#1827 Post by DarkImbecile » Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:25 pm

Just now? I just checked the logs and no one removed any posts today... probably an error of some sort.

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#1828 Post by Monterey Jack » Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:44 pm

DarkImbecile wrote:
Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:25 pm
Just now? I just checked the logs and no one removed any posts today... probably an error of some sort.
It seemed odd. Here's the poster I tried to link to:

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#1829 Post by jazzo » Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:10 pm

solaris72 wrote:Culture Shock just hinted that they're releasing THE DEATH COLLECTOR on blu, which is Joe Pesci's first film. Here is the UK DVD cover:

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I’ve never seen it. It’s a Kaiju picture?

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#1830 Post by CSM126 » Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:31 pm

solaris72 wrote:
Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:21 pm
Culture Shock just hinted that they're releasing THE DEATH COLLECTOR on blu, which is Joe Pesci's first film. Here is the UK DVD cover:

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He looks annoyed to be helping the family.

“Hey, they’re yer family not mine. Just cause I married ya don’t mean I’m yer motha’s son or nothin’. But… look, I’ll do this one favor fer yer brudda and then I’m out of alla dis. Capeesh? Yer brudda gets someone else to enforce his shit next time! What did I expect, marryin’ you? God loves a fool, but lookit me. Biggest fool dere is doing this shit fer you and god sure ain’t around.”

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#1831 Post by flyonthewall2983 » Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:02 pm

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#1832 Post by Big Ben » Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:32 pm

Imagine fucking up the cover for a film known for being beautiful.

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#1833 Post by CSM126 » Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:35 pm

Christ, you can see a chunk of Brooke Adams’ hair missing where they haphazardly cut her out of another image. Amateur hour shit.

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#1834 Post by therewillbeblus » Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:45 pm

Paramount strikes again
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#1835 Post by Monterey Jack » Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:31 pm

Dammit, I was coming here to post the Days Of Heaven cover...

Godawful.

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#1836 Post by Feego » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:04 pm

Seriously, how do these people actually get jobs?

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#1837 Post by deathbird » Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:36 am

Mind boggling.

Paramount should change its name to Nadir.

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#1838 Post by jazzo » Tue Mar 02, 2021 11:50 am

Insane that Criterion didn’t license this one for the new disc cover:
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#1839 Post by colinr0380 » Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:02 pm

Are they both meant to be wearing the exact same clothing in that German Smooth Talk cover?

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#1840 Post by jazzo » Tue Mar 02, 2021 2:57 pm

Also, how did I miss an implanted Pia Zadora in the lead role?

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#1841 Post by therewillbeblus » Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:04 pm

That looks more like Mary Kay Place than Laura Dern

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#1842 Post by Monterey Jack » Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:53 pm

Apparently a new Walmart-exclusive slipcover...

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When I think of Knives Out, I immediately think of spraypaint graffiti, don't you...?

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#1843 Post by TheKieslowskiHaze » Thu Mar 04, 2021 6:24 pm

I'm not sure I could devise an aesthetic more at odds with the movie's.

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#1844 Post by domino harvey » Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:23 pm

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I'd be angry too if I was stuck inside some screaming guy's eye socket facing outwards

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#1845 Post by Luke M » Fri Mar 12, 2021 6:18 pm

Joe Rogan finally making the leap to film.

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#1846 Post by Monterey Jack » Sat Mar 13, 2021 5:41 pm

TheKieslowskiHaze wrote:
Thu Mar 04, 2021 6:24 pm
I'm not sure I could devise an aesthetic more at odds with the movie's.
I was at Walmart a few days ago, and spotted similar "spraypaint" slipcovers for John Wick and Rambo: Last Blood.

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#1847 Post by TheKieslowskiHaze » Sun Mar 14, 2021 7:12 pm

Monterey Jack wrote:
Sat Mar 13, 2021 5:41 pm
I was at Walmart a few days ago, and spotted similar "spraypaint" slipcovers for John Wick and Rambo: Last Blood.
I remember a wal-mart exclusive slipcover series awhile back that I actually liked, very minimalist with white backgrounds. Much better than this weird spray-paint theme. I got Last of the Mohicans.

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#1848 Post by CSM126 » Sun Mar 14, 2021 8:12 pm

Walmart exclusives are usually misses with me but I did recently spot an Age of Adaline Blu with a really nice slipcover that I would have bought if I didn’t already own that film. Of course I can’t find any pictures it.

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#1849 Post by Monterey Jack » Tue Mar 16, 2021 2:10 pm

Don't know if this is legit or not, but...

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#1850 Post by domino harvey » Tue Mar 16, 2021 5:07 pm

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