Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

[Antoine Doinel]

Dane Cook seems to be re-emphasizing that YES KATE HUDSON IS IN THIS MOVIE.

Alec Baldwin's attempt to hide behind the rest of the cast failed miserably.

[swo17]

Someone needs to save poor Kate Hudson from that unfunny man's finger.

[Binker]

"Killing Down?" What does that even mean?

One man.... One baby... America's future hangs in the balance.

Sheree J. Wilson has been tasked with a mission from God...



Killing Down

[pianocrash]

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[Schkura]

You maniac!

[tavernier]

I forgot Gwynnie played the horse at the end of PotA!

[dx23]

[Antoine Doinel]

So is S.I.S. about a cop who investigates crime with his sister?

[fiddlesticks]

Just because these streets hit back is no reason to shoot them.

[colinr0380]

Extreme (Fashion) Justice - That long cover quote in the red font that I can't make out seems irrelevant next to the cover image that effeminately screams "Chaaaaaarrrrgge!"

Perhaps I've just seen too many Eddie Murphy comedies recently but I can't look at the Keepin' The Faith cover without wondering if the film is a vehicle for one actor in prosthetics who plays six characters. One of the sexy women characters is surprisingly convincing, but the sassy fat lady costume needs some work.

[domino harvey]

I don't understand, is Gary the Tennis Coach the name of an actor in the film?

[Antoine Doinel]

Maybe it's Sean William Scott's next job once his film career bottoms out.

[dx23]

[Doctor Sunshine]

Extreme (Fashion) Justice - That long cover quote in the red font that I can't make out seems irrelevant next to the cover image that effeminately screams "Chaaaaaarrrrgge!"

They're an elite task force.
They target
high profile criminals,
learn how they work
...and shut them down.

That's not irrelevant, that's poetry. Lou Diamond Phillips' got a good fey, mulleted, half-alien redneck look going on. Might have made a good Alien Nation spin off. Anyway, glad to see this thread is living up to it's original promise again.

[Lemmy Caution]

I see a fair number of what I have to assume are budget Japanese releases. One Citizen Kane cover is truly horrible, but I couldn't find it on amazon.jp.

Here are two covers for Sicko:

This first one has to win some kind of cover award. I see the second one around, and the pinks and reds always seem oddly misplaced.

[pianocrash]

I'm not a doctor, but one of Mike's huevos seems to be a white pulsating orb.

[Schkura]

This:



Reminds me of this:



And how lazy is this?



This.

[carax09]

That looks more like Tetris of Endearment.

[StevenJ0001]

You guys are on a roll with these quips: a very entertaining Saturday morning's read. =D>

[dx23]

[domino harvey]

I love that John Michael Higgins is top-billed. I mean, he's funny but does anyone in the market for the sequel to Waiting know who he is?

[colinr0380]

Could this be the long awaited Prince William and Harry biopic?

[Schkura]

"Pssst. Don't tell Winfield, but I totally ate his hero. HE'S SO PISSED!"

[pianocrash]

I love that John Michael Higgins is top-billed. I mean, he's funny but does anyone in the market for the sequel to Waiting know who he is?

Please, Dear Sir, your Vincent Gallo jokes are no good here. {|=