Having now got my hands on the Christmas RadioTimes for the Christmas fortnight from 21st December to 3rd January here are the notable films and programmes. Basically even having passed on, there is no escape from Maggie Smith!:
On Saturday 21st ITV1 is showing
Fast & Furious 9 at 9 p.m.
On Sunday 22nd Channel 4 is showing
Ron's Gone Wrong at 3 p.m., and ITV1 has
Jurassic World: Dominion at 8:20 p.m., whilst over on BBC4 at 7:45 p.m. Anne-Marie Duff does a stint on the Big Read series by doing a reading of A Christmas Carol.
On Monday 23rd Channel 4 shows
Bullet Train at 9 p.m., which clashes with the horror film on BBC3 starring Star Wars: Acolyte star-turned-
diss rapper Amandla Stenberg
Bodies Bodies Bodies at 9:40 p.m. - which works best if you think of it as a modern version of an Andy Milligan film.
Christmas Eve BBC2's new A Ghost Story For Christmas episode written by Mark Gatiss at 10:15 p.m. is an adapatation of E Nesbit's "Man-Size In Marble" starring Celia Imrie. And only
two and a half years since the listings confused it with the 1989 Fred Savage film the Lupita Nyong'o 2019 zombie children film
Little Monsters is finally premiering on Film4 at 11:45 p.m. (that's the only new film showing on Film4 during the entire fortnight)
On to Christmas Day: BBC1 is showing
Minions: The Rise of Gru at 1 p.m., but that's just a prelude to the big event of the fortnight with
Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl showing at 6:10 p.m. Other than that BBC2 is showing the biographical documentary
From Roger Moore, With Love at 9 p.m., and ITV1 shows the big new Maggie Smith film of the fortnight with
Downton Abbey: A New Era at 9 p.m. - Channel 5 even gets in on the action with the premiere of 52 years later sequel
The Railway Children Return at 3:10 p.m. (the original film is on BBC1 at 1 p.m. on New Year's Eve)
Boxing Day, BBC1 is showing the
2021 musical version of Matlida at 5:40 p.m., and at 12:10 a.m. in the early hours of Friday 27th (so not Boxing Day any more) Channel 4 shows
Boxing Day. It has Secrets & Lies (and upcoming Mike Leigh film Hard Truths) star Marianne Jean-Baptiste in it!
On Friday 27th BBC2 shows the Serena and Venus Williams biopic
King Richard at 9 p.m.
On Sunday 29th ITV1 begins showing their Cary Grant biopic series
Archie with the first two episodes from 9 p.m.
On Monday 30th BBC1 shows the big Disney premiere of the holidays with
Incredibles 2 at 2:30 p.m. - Episodes 3 & 4 of Archie show on ITV1 at 9 p.m. which clashes up against a new Philomena Cunk episode, Cunk On Life, on BBC2 also at 9 p.m. Also on ITV1,
My National Gallery shows at 11:15 p.m.
New Year's Eve brings the premiere of
Black Panther on BBC1 at 8 p.m. and earlier in the day the latest film in the Nicholas Winding Refn produced Famous Five series, Mystery At The Prospect Hotel, is also on BBC1 at 10:20 a.m.
New Year's Day, Thursday 2nd and Friday 3rd are quiet for new things, mostly repeats of older films and those mentioned above.
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Repeat-wise the big one of the whole fortnight is on Saturday 21st with a very rare screening (I think the first time since 1995!) of Peter Bodganovich's
What's Up, Doc? on BBC2 at 3:20 p.m., showing in a Barbara Streisand double bill preceded by Funny Girl at 1 p.m.
Also on Saturday 21st BBC4 shows all five episodes of the 1975
"Fanny Cradock Cooks For Christmas" series from 7:10 p.m., tackling the turkey, Christmas pudding, Christmas cake, Mincemeat and Petits Fours respectively!
Pan's Labyrinth is on BBC2 at 12:45 a.m. in the early hours of Sunday 22nd, one of only two subtitled films showing over the fortnight, the only other being Norwegian self-harm fest Sick of Myself, showing on Film4 at 2 a.m. in the early hours of Thursday 2nd.
Quadrophenia shows on BBC2 at 11:45 p.m. on Sunday 22nd, clashing against Tenet on BBC1 at 11:50 p.m. Todd Hayne's Carol is showing at 1:20 a.m. in the early hours of Monday 23rd on Film4
Keeping the holidays spooky, Monday 23rd has a really rare showing of the 1963 Robert Wise version of
The Haunting at 11:20 p.m. on BBC2; and on Christmas Eve after the above noted new Ghost Story For Christmas BBC2 shows a double bill of Beetlejuice at 10:45 p.m. followed by The Rocky Horror Picture Show at 12:15 a.m. (which unfortunately clash against the Film4 premiere of Little Monsters at the same time)
On Christmas Day ITV4 shows a fun manic-depressive double bill of Lethal Weapon at 9 p.m. followed by Alien3 at 11:20 p.m.
Boxing Day has a weird double bill on BBC2 of Ridley Scott's Gladiator at 9 p.m. (presumably because of the sequel recently coming out) followed by Monty Python's And Now For Something Completely Different at 11:30 p.m.! Or if that does not appeal ITV1 is showing Die Hard 4.0 at 10:15 p.m., or BBC4 repeats What's Up, Doc? at 11:30 p.m.
or BBC1 shows Kathryn Bigelow's Point Break at 12:10 a.m.
or ITV4 is showng AvP: Alien vs Predator at 12:45 a.m.
or Film4 is showing The Long Good Friday at 12:55 a.m.
Friday 27th has Brief Encounter on BBC2 at 12:10 p.m. and Beaches at 4 p.m. The premiere of King Richard is followed in a cheekily scheduled double bill by I, Tonya at 11:15 p.m.
Not too much of note on Saturday 28th (I'll leave it to jlnight to note much of the other digital channels but notable is a showing on Talking Pictures of the 1991 Emir Kusturica film starring Johnny Depp Arizona Dream at 9 p.m. on that evening). Sunday 29th has Ridley Scott's Hannibal on Channel 5 at 10 p.m. (Alien: Resurrection is showing on ITV4 at Midnight)
Color Out of Space turns up on the 5Star digital channel at 11:45 p.m. on Monday 30th
New Year's Eve has the 2002 version of The Time Machine showing on Channel 5 at 12 p.m., and Apollo 13 on ITV4 at 7 p.m.
The one notable classic film out of the line up over the fortnight is BBC2 showing Top Hat at 8:30 a.m. on New Year's Day, followed by The Searchers at 1:15 p.m.
And on Friday 3rd BBC2 is showing a Hitchcock double of Strangers on a Train at 9:30 a.m. and Dial M For Murder at 11:15 a.m., along with the original 1967 Planet of the Apes later in the afternoon at 2:30 p.m.
And after a repeat of The Lighthouse Film4 are showing
The Double at 2 a.m. in the early hours of Saturday 4th January 2025
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It may be best to tackle all of the Maggie Smith deluge in one giant bunch, since it is spread across multiple days. Saturday 21st has the Nothing Like A Dame documentary on BBC4 at 10 p.m.; Christmas Day has Downton Abbey: A New Era on ITV1 as mentioned above, and The Lady In The Van at 10:20 p.m. over on BBC2; Saturday 28th (apparently what would have been Maggie Smith's 90th birthday) has BBC2 showing the inevitable double bill of the Agatha Christie film adapatations Smith appeared in (the other non-Maggie Smith films appear during the rest of the week) with Death on the Nile at 1:50 p.m. and Evil Under The Sun at 4 p.m, followed at 6 p.m. 2024 obituary programme "Lives Well Lived" and at 7 p.m. "Maggie Smith At The BBC", before BBC4 takes up the mantle and shows a repeat of the first part of the
1999 version of David Copperfield preceded by a new 15 minute introduction from Zoë Wannamaker from 8 p.m., followed by 1992's
Memento Mori at 9:40 p.m. (also with Wannamaker). Then is the other big highlight of the Christmas fortnight as a new 15 minute interview with Derek Jacobi at 11:20 p.m. is followed by a rare repeat of the
1967 version of Much Ado About Nothing based on a National Theatre Franco Zeffirelli staging of the play.
The Maggie Smith coverage continues on Sunday 29th with BBC4 showing the second part of David Copperfield at 7:15 p.m., and then there is a rare showing of Robert Altman's
Gosford Park on BBC2 at 10 p.m. The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel is on BBC2 at 5 p.m. on New Year's Eve, and the entire evening of Thursday 2nd on BBC4 is devoted to a triple bill of Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel at 8 p.m, Gosford Park at 10 p.m. and My Old Lady at Midnight.
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Phew! So a few big films and not everything is entirely geared towards children's fare this year. Although the BBC are really going to need to start moving away from Maggie Smith, Judi Dench et al soon for how over saturated they are becoming! However their respective 90th birthdays and recent passing made this inevitable, and at least there is that chance to see the 1967 version of Much Ado About Nothing in there.