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Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 2:46 am
by Kirkinson
cdnchris wrote:The "subtitles" thing drives me up the wall when people use it as a criticism against a film. I understand the "I don't like subtitles so I don't watch foreign films" frame of mind, but it irks me when someone uses the "that movie sucked because it had subtitles." "Well excuse them for speaking in their own language and not yours. Ass."
And Slumdog Millionaire is spoken almost entirely in English, which makes the "subtitles! yuck!" comment 10x more absurd.

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 8:54 am
by MichaelB
They're going to have serious problems with the new Tarantino, which apparently isn't exactly short of subtitled dialogue...

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 2:06 pm
by flyonthewall2983
fiddlesticks wrote:And some even worse news is coming.
Hasn't this been gestating for some time now? I remember hearing a report back in 96-97 that there was one almost done with Adam Sandler as Gilligan and Chris Farley as the Skipper.

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 11:02 pm
by Camera Obscura
domino harvey wrote:"Netflix user's review of Slumdog Millionaire"]If you like torture, child abuse, a lame story, and subtitles, then this is the movie for you.
Apart from the subtitles, a pretty accurate description.

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:56 pm
by knives
Five utterly ridiculous short films (averaging from 10-20 mins long) selected by director Kelly Reichardt from her colleagues at Bard College. Not to sound harsh (or like I have no sense of culture), but these guys are trying way too hard to be all “avant guard” and “artsy”. There’s nothing to see here.
From a DVD review on Wendy and Lucy. The main review itself comes off as a tad ignorant, but not nearly as dismissive.

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 10:07 pm
by domino harvey
He or she is like that guy in Intro to Film who thinks he's such hot shit because he doesn't like Un Chien Andalou

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 10:18 pm
by MichaelB
domino harvey wrote:He or she is like that guy in Intro to Film who thinks he's such hot shit because he doesn't like Un Chien Andalou
I have very fond memories of the late Leslie Halliwell dismissing Eraserhead with "At least Buñuel and Dali didn't take so long about their nonsense".

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 11:07 pm
by swo17
Part of this review reminds me of the Extras episode with Patrick Stewart:
Amazon user IJ wrote:Now, the bonus, Sonatine. Is a boring movie. Not that I'm not use to the Kubrick style (long movie, few almost none dialog). Is that the movie is pointless. This guy who is a yakuza, wants to retire. And if you like mafia movies, you know that is a mistake. The movies moves slow. The only 2 redeeming quality is that it keeps you expecting more, and when they shoot some in the head they show it all, blood and everything. And for those breast lovers, there is a scene for you.

To end this. Zatoichi GREAT!, Sonatine, boring.

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 11:24 pm
by Matt
swo17 wrote:To end this. Zatoichi GREAT!, Sonatine, boring.
Roffles. My new favorite Amazon reviewer, reminiscent of the great Jennifer L. This guy has a Listmania! list called "Another 4 Great Flicks." His comment on one of the films is "IS 80% LOYAL TO THE BOOK, THE OTHER 20% IS WHAT SCREW THE MOVIE." I'll let you see for yourself which of the four masterworks that pertains to.

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 11:28 pm
by kaujot
They're VHS reviews, no less.

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 11:50 pm
by knives
domino harvey wrote:He or she is like that guy in Intro to Film who thinks he's such hot shit because he doesn't like Un Chien Andalou
The sad thing is that it is someone who gets paid to review DVDs.

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:24 am
by dx23
I know Conan's first Tonight Show wasn't the greatest show ever but this reviewer either doesn't know his shtick or she wanted the second coming of Jay Leno to do the show now.

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:36 am
by domino harvey
When did Jay Leno ever make anyone "cry with laughter"

And
He was there, it seemed, only to promote his upcoming "Land of the Lost," a movie I'd previewed a few hours earlier.
Uh, DUH. Why would a celeb suffer through appearing on a talk show otherwise?

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:39 am
by Fiery Angel
That's why Stasi writes for the NY Post--she's clueless.

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:32 am
by cdnchris
domino harvey wrote:When did Jay Leno ever make anyone "cry with laughter"

And
He was there, it seemed, only to promote his upcoming "Land of the Lost," a movie I'd previewed a few hours earlier.
Uh, DUH. Why would a celeb suffer through appearing on a talk show otherwise?
Based on that alone it's obvious she's an idiot since every guest I've ever seen on a talk show (of any kind) is to PROMOTE WHATEVER THEY'VE JUST DONE (movie, book, TV, etc.) Or does she think that it's a coincidence when they show up on a show and they just happen to have something coming out?

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:51 pm
by dx23
What I also find atrocious is the comments section in the link I posted. I got a migraine just reading a couple of them.

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:39 am
by kinjitsu
[url=ihttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0817225/]Milyang / Secret Sunshine (2007)[/url]
imizrahi2002 from Netherlands wrote:who GIVES a crap?

i would've used another word instead of crap, but i don't think IMDb would allow it... i agree with LOTS of the previous commentators... including the one that said(and i was REALLY surprised that someone else mentioned this, much less THOUGHT of it...) it reminded them of the movie 'the Rapture'. if you've missed that one, you have my sympathies. one of the best original stories i've ever been lucky enough to partake of... i agree that the lead role's acting was excellent. i agree that it was very realistic in a lot of ways. i agree that it didn't pull punches. but what am i really left with? i've seen THOUsands of movies, literally. it's not as if my story telling vocabulary is limited to happily ever after endings, middles OR beginnings... i love a VERY wide range of movies/ways of telling stories cinematically... this movie had soooo little payoff for me that i felt the need to write this... and it's not as if i haven't seen slow movies...i LOVE 'stranger than paradise'...and i could name gods know how many more 'off beat' films... and two and a half hours? for WHAT? yes...i felt like i was there...i guess i don't 'go there' for the same reason i won't see something like 'cyborg soldier' or 'hellraiser 6'...no reason for me to... i don't feel enriched or transformed or entertained... but i AM glad my vlc player has a fast forward... consider yourselves informed.

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:42 am
by Ovader
Georgia L. Jenkins gives two stars for not knowing what type of book she was getting:
A person coming from a Christian point of view, and interested in study of the "last days" can be very fooled by this title. I was, and so was partially handicapped relative. Intended to return it, but misplaced address. May read as connections could be of interest.
Maybe the misplaced address was caught up in the rapture? O:)

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:52 am
by domino harvey
We should all vote it as helpful and get it to be the featured review

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:30 am
by knives
Did and done.

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:54 pm
by HarryLong
WTF is a "home business enthusiast" anyway?

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:26 pm
by domino harvey
Elmer Gantry review from Netflix (where else) wrote:A bit overrated, but the acting was very good. The story was offensive, though, as a woman has no business being a preacher, and Lancaster's character was a phoney. Nonetheless, good film.

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:50 pm
by knives
A, what? That goes beyond ridiculous straight to offensive.

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:01 pm
by Jean-Luc Garbo
domino harvey wrote:
Elmer Gantry review from Netflix (where else) wrote:A bit overrated, but the acting was very good. The story was offensive, though, as a woman has no business being a preacher, and Lancaster's character was a phoney. Nonetheless, good film.
Of all the offensive things you could think of they chose that one. I suppose that Night of the Hunter is on their hit list, too. Oh, geez, and The Devils! The portrayal of priests in that one is pretty bad, too. These movies showing women as preachers (or bad priests in general) gotta be cracked down on.

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:09 pm
by HarryLong
as a woman has no business being a preacher
Someone, quick, remind me what century we're in ...