Viewing Log:
Buñuel in the Labyrinth of the Turtles (Salvador Simó, 2018): Aside from a brief scene of Luis Buñuel as a child, Salvador Simó's animated biography picks up with the premier of the surrealist masterpiece
L'Age d'Or where a riot famously caused the director to flee for his life. Over the course of the next few weeks, Buñuel found every avenue of funding cut off from him because of the condemnation of the Catholic Church. Even his collaborator Salvador Dalí refused to advance him the cash for his next project at the advice of his fortune teller. Luck comes when his friend Ramón Acín wins the lottery and fully funds what will become
Tierra sin pan. Juxtaposing footage from the actual short, the film meticulously recreates how some of its most famous shots were made. As someone concerned with animal welfare it was a little hard to watch, but the material is pretty fascinating. A lot of the reviews complain that the animation should have been as surreal as the artist himself, but that ignores a ton of surrealist imagery (giant elephants, Buñuel in a nun's habit, the director fondling the breasts of a Marian apparition, etc.) Fans probably won't learn much new from it, but I still found it entertaining enough to recommend it.
The Chambermaid (Lila Avilés, 2018): Eve (Gabriela Cartol) is a 24-year-old single mother who supports her young child by working at a fancy hotel in Mexico City. The only glimpses we get of her life outside of her work is when she attends a GED education course. Instead of learning about her personal life, long stretches of the film simply chronicle Eve's almost mechanical tidying from one room to the next. Avilés film resembles Akerman's
Jeanne Dielman insofar as both are stories told by women that focus on women doing domestic chores with somewhat surprising scenes of sexuality. The analogies stop there, as class plays a central role in Avilés drama. A wealthy lighter skin woman played by Agustina Quinci expects Eve to watch her infant son as she prances around the hotel room in the nude pre and post shower. Eve, who we're told is too poor to have a shower in her house, spends her days catering the whims of those that treat her as a mere object for their use. Despite the repetitive nature of the film, like Akerman's, it's a wonderful examination of women forced into lives of domesticity.
Dior and I (Frédéric Tcheng, 2014): Beginning with archival footage of Christian Dior explaining his fashion philosophy, Frédéric Tcheng's documentary quickly moves from the past into the present where we meet Raf Simons, the new creative director of the Dior Fashion House. Untested, Simons is something of an unknown quantity. Though he has a past in design, this is the first time put in charge of one of the world's top fashion lines, and he has to prove himself by completing his vision in time for a major fashion show. Like I said in my earlier review of
Boxing Gym, your enjoyment of the movie will depend on your interest in the subject. I can only speak for myself here, but I'm not exactly fascinated by haute couture. Despite the drama of Simons's work, I really wasn't in to this. On another note, I can't figure out why this was rated R. According to imdb, it earned it's rating for "some language", but I don't remember a single swear word in it. The only thing that someone might find offensive is the shirt worn by one model in the final show. It's semi-transparent, and you can kinda sorta make out some nipples. There's no reason why this shouldn't be PG at most.
Film Stars Don't Die in Liverpool (Paul McGuigan, 2017): With her best days behind her, Gloria Grahame (Annette Bening) takes a leave of absence from her New York home for an extended stay in Liverpool. There she picks up some stage work, but more importantly a young lover in the form of Peter Turner (Jamie Bell). Unwilling to admit that she's past her prime (Grahame was in her mid-50s when the film begins), she acts like a Hollywood ingenue who thinks that she's the same age as Peter. The health crisis that preoccupies the second half of the movie is revealed in the opening scene, so viewers aren't surprised when Grahame is diagnosed with late-stage breast cancer. I don't know much about the film's central character's later life, so I can't say how faithful the film is in its adaptation of Turner's memoir. Despite the film's central May-December romance, there's nothing very offensive or, for that matter, interesting here. McGuigan plays with the structure using some flashbacks, but doesn't try to do any fancy camera work. If you're interested in Hollywood biopics, the you could do worse than this. You could also do a lot better.
Frankie (Ira Sachs, 2019): Speaking of terminally ill actresses, Isabelle Huppert plays the titular Frankie, French superstar looking to exit the world on her own terms. Serving as the matriarch to her family, Frankie gathers her closest associates for a weekend celebration in Portugal. She, of course, has ulterior motives as she attempts to create a relationship between her adult son Paul (Jérémie Renier) and her hairdresser/confidant Irene (Marisa Tomei). Frankie's effort is complicated both by Irene's boyfriend Gary (Greg Kinnear) and Paul's own desire to keep his meddling mother out of his affairs. After seeing Sach's impressive
Little Men, I was eager to see more work by him. Unfortunately, I can't help but feel let down by his 2019 follow up. The individual performances are all competently done, but the film feels like less than the sum of its parts. I'm still interested in seeing more work from Sachs, but my expectations are more tempered after
Frankie.
Irrational Man (Woody Allen, 2015): Woody Allen has made some real stinkers in his day, but his
Irrational Man might be the worst of them all. The film portrays one of the most ludicrously wrong depictions of academic philosophy I've ever seen. When the film begins, we see a trio of co-eds giggling about newly hired Abe Lucas (Joaquin Phoenix), a rebellious philosophy professor with a penchant for sleeping with his students. IF a professor isn't fired for having sex with a student, then there is zero chance of another department ever hiring them. I've known three professors who lost their careers over this. As long as his new department had a whiff of impropriety, there's no way Abe would have been hired. When we first see Abe in a classroom, he lectures on Kant's murderer at the door thought experiment, but the very next time we see him there he talks about Husserl. What class would cover both of these topics? Ethics
and phenomenology? The only way that they'd be mashed together would be in an intro class, but I've never heard of someone teaching a text as inaccessible as Husserl’s work in introduction to philosophy. The only other times we see Abe in the classroom are brief clips of him dropping names of philosophers without context, or throwing shade at
analytic philosophy (grr). Early on he goes to a house party at the invitation of his student Jill (another no-no) played by Emma Stone. He then proceeds to put a bullet in a revolver, spin the cylinder, place it against his temple, and pull the trigger four times before Jill grabs the gun from him. He tells the students there it's "an existential lesson better than you'll get in any textbook."!!! If his dean ever heard about this, and students have loose lips, he'd be immediately put on leave, and, pending investigation, fired. The movie gets marginally less stupid when Abe decides to pull a Raskolnikov in order to feel...something as if he were a protagonist in a Camus novel. Murder even magically cures his impotence! Allen has plumbed the same themes of this movie to much greater effect in both
Match Point and
Crimes and Misdemeanors. Go watch those instead. Oh, and what's with the imdb listing this as a comedy? There wasn't a single joke in here.
The Trump Prophecy (Stephan Schultze, 2018): Fire fighter Mark Taylor (Chris Nelson) is haunted by the image of a young boy that he couldn't save from a blazing inferno. Suffering from PTSD, he and his wife Mary Jo (Karen Boles) decide to take early retirement. At night Mark has visions of horrendously rendered CGI demons that he defeats by tracing scripture in the air with his magical sparkling finger. One night while dosing on his easy chair God tells him in his sleep that "You're hearing the voice of a president". When he wakes up, Donald Trump is yapping about something stupid on the TV. Allegedly occurring in 2011, Mark calls this "The Commander-in-Chief Prophecy". At the recommendation of his GP in 2015, Mark goes to Dr. Don Colbert (Don Brooks) a fad weight loss doctor (the movie prominently places his weight loss books and powders in every scene in Don's office). Instead of diagnosing Mark with PTSD induced psychosis as he should have, Dr. Don and his wife Mary (Paulette Todd) decide that he's a prophet and she writes a book about his vision. Mary organizes an evangelical prayer bomb to get Trump into office, and convinces people all over the world to blow shofars in support of their effort (I'm sure that totally happened). With the polling against them, Mark worries that his prophecy has gone wrong. When Trump wins the election, it's presented as a miracle from God. You'd think that conservatives who are so concerned with election integrity would be against God rigging this one, but no. We then get a musical montage of people holding up pictures of family members who served in the military, and, uh, astronauts. What does this have to do with the preceding 90 minutes? Absolutely nothing. The last half hour of features figures like Gen. Boykin, Michelle Bachmann, and a litany of preachers extolling the holiness of Trumps actions and God's approval of free market capitalism. The film was produced and financed by Liberty University, using their theater department to predictably terrible results. Nelson is a theater professor there, but if I were one of his students, I'd ask for a refund on my tuition, as he is an objectively terrible actor. In fact, there isn't a single actor here that deals a performance that even borders on competent. The real-life Taylor, whose prophecies you can find on YouTube, is deeply steeped in conspiracy theories. He rants about weather control technology, Bill Gates depopulation efforts, the Illuminati, Frazzledrip, and as of a video made at the beginning of March
still insists that Trump will be sworn in as president and execute everyone in the "deep state". This is the single greatest movie ever made.