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Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:10 am
by mfunk9786
Received some interesting eBay feedback when I sold the Xbox 360 game
Prototype:

This is a intresting game , did ytou make it to the end ?
Reads like something you'd find scrawled on a napkin on your dining room table before you turn around to find a home invader quickly murdering you.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:44 am
by Napoleon
And that's the last time we ever heard from mfunk9786....
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:02 pm
by eerik
Here's a guy who doesn't know that films were not produced in widescreen until 1953:
I have been trying to get an original widescreen DVD of this film for ages. It's on Film4 a lot, but the quality is terrible and only in 4:3., and if you zoom it up the quality is even worse. I don't understand why it's taken so long to bring out a version that shows what it was like to watch this film in the cinema when it was originally released. There are plenty of films of this year and era that are in fantastic condition, and a lot of 50's and early 60's film in Technicolour and Panavision are far superior quality than films today.
And later he adds:
Oh dear, shame, but I still want it, if the quality is good, compared to what I have now and Film 4, then I can zoom it and watch it, I hope in it's original condition. It has to better than what I have now. At least then I can watch it on my 32" HDTV in 16:9 or even 14:9 which I find is the correct aspect for 4:3 films.

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Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:30 am
by Alphonse Doinel
He also doesn't seem to know what Technicolor and Panavision actually are either.
Its guys like this that are going to make 'widescreen' the format you avoid getting. Its already been done with TV shows, so its only a matter of time before you can see Citizen Kane the way it was meant to be seen.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 9:02 am
by Gregory
A choice specimen: someone watches a
documentary about members of the chorus of the
San Francisco Opera and, get this, apparently doen't want to see any gay members of the chorus profiled. I put it that way because, unless I missed something, viewers happen to see that
one of the singers interviewed is out in the film, whereas numerous others went into explicit detail about their heterosexual relationship or orientation, and the reviewer still complains of a skewed emphasis.
I wish I could end the post with some witty put-down, but I'm too exhausted.
Competent but skewed
This is a well-photographed, at times interesting collection of stories about chorus members in the San Francisco Opera. The emphasis is on homosexual members. And a good many issues are ignored, including the formal education and training of chorus members and the economics involved. One of the most amusing scenes is of the wealthy patrons lining up at the opera house door to be photographed. This film is strictly for opera lovers.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 7:57 pm
by Numero Trois
While we're on the subject, not a review, but a comment someone left on the
Netflix Fans Community Forum:
It seems that Netflix DOES have an agenda to promote homosexuality as much as possible. It has been very difficult to figure out how to block the offering of movies in this category. It's funny that they list 'Gay and Lesbian' as a genre for browsing and then hide it under 'Cultures' when you are searching to block it. Since when is your sexual preference a culture like being a Hispanic, Jewish, or African-American? Why do they make it so easy to find 'Gay and Lesbian' movies to watch and so hard to find the genre to block? It's because Netflix and Hollywood are trying to shove 'Gay' down our throats!
.......
Dear Netflix and Hollywood... I'm NOT gay... I'm NOT going to turn gay... Those of us who don't live in Hollywood, aren't in movies, aren't actors, aren't dancers or artists don't know a huge percentage of gay people. Get over it already. I think it's time for 'Homosexuals' to start being tolerant of us 'Heterosexuals'!!! Tolerance should be a two-way street!
Finally, from the IMDB reviews for Nikos Koundouros'
Young Aphrodites:
Okay - I'm a USAian, and not particularly ashamed of it. I like my movies with characters I can care about, a story that interests me, filmed in a visually pleasing fashion.
........
A side note to European filmmakers - symbology is representative. Symbols can be a marvelous way to enhance storytelling, but they are never, in themselves, the story.
I'll give it a 4 for visual interest and the bit of dramatic tension that was achieved, and remain mystified as to why anyone would consider this masterful film-making. I guess I'm just a Philistine.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 9:23 pm
by HarryLong
I think it's time for 'Homosexuals' to start being tolerant of us 'Heterosexuals'!!! Tolerance should be a two-way street!
I would like to post a thoughtful and carefully considered reply but I can't get past wanting to scream.
And I'm at work, so I have to stifle that urge.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 5:42 pm
by Finch
From the Beaver's Alice in Wonderland review:
It could also be that this was such a perfect vehicle for his talent that expectations were too atmospheric to be adequately met.

#-o
Fair enough that Gary wants to review as much as possible to meet demand but come on, some proof-reading really wouldn't go amiss. Misspellings are one thing but the quoted line makes no sense. Presumably he meant stratospheric.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 5:50 pm
by Lemmy Caution
The Dvd of Kraljevski Voz, a Yugoslavian film from 1981, just turned up here, and it lists subtitles in Latin.
That made me do a double-take.
After a minute I noticed that they listed the audio as being Latin as well. Apparently they didn't know what to make of Serbo-Croatian.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 5:48 am
by ozukarodzi
Checkout Robert Asborne's introduction to Abbas Kiarostmai's Taste of Cherry (or as he put it, Abasee Kiearotami)! #-o
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Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 6:00 am
by knives
I don't see what's wrong.That's how he introduces every film. As far as the pronunciation thing. With AK I think I'll give the man a pass.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 10:01 am
by ozukarodzi
knives wrote:I don't see what's wrong.That's how he introduces every film. As far as the pronunciation thing. With AK I think I'll give the man a pass.
What is wrong? Just to name a few:
1. The name is Abbas Kiarostami and not Abasee Kiearotami.
2. He was born in Tehran and not Teeran.
3. He never established no film department, he made educational children film for the ministry, The Bread and Alley (1970) is a short and not a feature film.
4. Taste of Cherry won Palme d'Or in 1997 and not 1977, that is 20 years apart.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 10:43 am
by Ashirg
"This is ridiculous", not "This is ridicules".
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 2:19 pm
by HarryLong
ozukarodzi wrote:knives wrote:I don't see what's wrong.That's how he introduces every film. As far as the pronunciation thing. With AK I think I'll give the man a pass.
What is wrong? Just to name a few:
1. The name is Abbas Kiarostami and not Abasee Kiearotami.
2. He was born in Tehran and not Teeran.
3. He never established no film department, he made educational children film for the ministry, The Bread and Alley (1970) is a short and not a feature film.
4. Taste of Cherry won Palme d'Or in 1997 and not 1977, that is 20 years apart.
So the TCM research department fed him the wrong info & the wrong pronunciation. That's not really so unusual.
And, um, it's Osborne not Asborne...
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 2:53 pm
by Duncan Hopper
Yeah, anyone who gets names wrong is 'rediculous'.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 5:07 pm
by Brian C
Maybe it's unfair to call this "rediculous" but I don't think Liebman at
Blu-ray.com could have missed the boat more on YOUTH IN REVOLT:
Martin Liebman wrote:Cera's got this routine down pat, so down pat that his alter ego in Youth in Revolt doesn't really work. A different actor in the alter ego role would have worked much better, as it has in other movies of recent vintage; here, Cera's alter ego is, well, Cera, only with a mustache and a cigarette. He's less stiff in his movements and he manages to change his cadence, but otherwise, it's little more than a costume change, and not even as dramatic as the transformation in something like SHE'S ALL THAT.
It's like he completely missed the fact that Francois Dillinger is a fictional entity that is Nick's own projection of himself. That he is goofily similar to the main character is
why it's funny.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 2:52 am
by knives
Someone got paid to write this for the Brakhage set. [quote=""pro-critic""]That is what he did and these are his films. And they’re groundbreaking and experimental and avant-garde...But, readers, it is all so boring and pretentious, really little more than a massive collection of blobs, blurs, scratches, flickers, scribbles, distortion, fuzz, and skat, found aesthetically something-or-the-other only to those who think it hip to do so. [/quote]
[quote="same "critic""]The Criterion Collection has undeniably put together a very impressive and extensive box set of the late Stan Brakhage's work. What is questionable is whether the works warrant a Blu-ray release, as "no restoration tools have been applied" for the video and the bulk of the titles are without soundtrack.[/quote]
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 2:58 am
by domino harvey
LOL @
And then there are those shorts best left dusty and hidden, forgotten somewhere in one’s personal vault. There is Wedlock House: An Intercourse (‘59), which captures Brakhage and his first wife arguing and sexing; Window Water Baby Moving (‘59), a record of his first child’s birth; and the most disturbing inclusion, The Act of Seeing with One’s Own Eyes (‘71), which consists entirely of autopsy footage.
Whoops, you mentioned two of his most famous works there, slick
Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 5:18 pm
by Gregory
A few bits from David Shipman's
Film Reference write-up of Evgeni Bauer:
He starts out by claiming that Bauer was "a marvel at something which did not motivate [Victor Sjöström]—the mechanics of cinema." That seems pretty far-fetched, but I don't know precisely what he meant by "motivate," so I let it pass.
Then later in the piece he comes out with
Bauer's films, with their predatory, managing women and their weak, hedonistic men, suggest a homosexual sensitivity, but he is too modern in outlook to be categorized.
I can think of about six different ways this is baffling, tedious, and wrongheaded -- a rare feat for a single sentence.
But
then the very next sentence is
With Sjöström, he is the only director of the teens of the twentieth century whose work can still be watched with satisfaction and enjoyment.
Well, okay then! Let's just write off 99.9 percent of the films of the era, including those by Gance, Stiller, Chaplin, Walsh, Griffith, Weber, Feuillade, M. Tourneur, Stroheim, and many others. Having opinions is fun!
I'd long considered picking up one of Shipman's books as a reference, but now I'll steer clear. If this is representative, I wonder how he came to be taken seriously as a prominent historian/critic (and not of the Armond White "reviewer" variety).
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 6:24 pm
by Jonathan S
If it's the same David Shipman who wrote superficial movie star books, I didn't realise he ever had been taken seriously. I remember spotting many factual errors, such as wrongly identified stills, in his books even as a teenager. As he died in 1996, maybe he never saw some of the great rediscovered films of the teens?
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 7:57 pm
by Gregory
His obituary in the Independent said he was the most influential writer on film in the world for over a quarter of a century -- but not considered a "heavyweight." But I guess this is like saying he's in the same league as Leonard Maltin. However, it goes on to say that he was one of the film world's "foremost champions and historians." Perhaps they're being kind because it's an obit, but it would still have to pass the giggle test.
I guess I thought that even what he'd written on some of the big stars transcended mere fluff.
It seems he took on a lot of things that someone like Maltin would thankfully not touch, like writing about Tomás Gutiérrez Alea. But if he thinks so little of the vast majority of films from the 'teens, I wouldn't think he'd be the best person to be writing about Bauer and Sjöström, and a few of the things he says about their work in the Bauer piece confirms this.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 9:50 pm
by zedz
knives wrote:Someone got paid to write this for the Brakhage set. [quote=""pro-critic""]That is what he did and these are his films. And they’re groundbreaking and experimental and avant-garde...But, readers, it is all so boring and pretentious, really little more than a massive collection of blobs, blurs, scratches, flickers, scribbles, distortion, fuzz, and skat, found aesthetically something-or-the-other only to those who think it hip to do so.
[/quote]
Nothing, is that you?
EDIT: Re: Shipman. By chance I was unpacking a lot of old, old film books on the weekend and came across his big History of Cinema tome, which I devoured as an impressionable teenager, though its judgements became increasingly dodgy as I actually got to see the films he celebrated / disdained. Nevertheless, he did at least have a modicum of curiosity about a range of world cinema that I wish I could see in more mainstream critics nowadays.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 4:35 am
by PimpPanda
not so much a review, but such stupidity deserves to be mocked somewhere....
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I hate people.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 5:26 am
by knives

Now I know where Nothing gets his money though. Also as an avowed AW hater his description seals the deal on me seeing this if it ever comes to a local theater.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 6:00 am
by bearcuborg
ozukarodzi wrote:
What is wrong? Just to name a few:
3. He never established no film department....