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Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:19 pm
by wattsup32
aox wrote:I can't believe there is still a single person on this planet still trying to rekindle this debate in the year 2010. They literally have nothing on their side except......well, their own selfish vision.
You better be careful about what you say about this guy. Do you know what he snacks on in movie theaters? He snacks on "People who eat in movie theaters." At least, according to his profile. So, I'm just sayin'...watch yourself. Sounds like one tough hombre.
I love that he seems not at all concerned about losing 40% of the film while he watches a pan-and-scan, but is willing to cannibalize someone if they their popcorn squeaks a little.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:25 pm
by domino harvey
He lists Robin and the Seven Hoods among his favorite films. Yes, this is a man who knows quality cinema
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:32 pm
by Perkins Cobb
domino harvey wrote:He lists Robin and the Seven Hoods among his favorite films. Yes, this is a man who knows quality cinema
Well, to be fair, he's only seen 60% of it.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:07 am
by Foam
I did a search so sorry if these have been posted before, but my friend sent me these two links, which are apparently very popular:
http://www.confusedmatthew.com/2001:-A- ... dyssey.php" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://www.confusedmatthew.com/video2.php" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
If you can make it through these without getting a hemorrhage my hat's off to you.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:14 am
by domino harvey
Hey, I don't like 2001 either, but I am not looney tunes enough to suggest it's not a film. But naming Donnie Darko as an "art film" is great
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:15 am
by Foam
The "blank canvas" argument in the responses to responses* video almost made me cry blood.
The way he enunciates "IT'S NOT A FIL-UM" is especially trying.
*To be fair a lot of the responses are almost as bad as what he's saying.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:17 am
by domino harvey
Foam wrote:The "blank canvas" argument in the responses to responses video almost made me cry blood.
I doubt I make it through all thirty minutes of this but does he address the early history of cinema (actualities, etc) in his definition of what a film is, or does he even realize movies existed before what his Blockbuster carries?
he asks rhetorically
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:18 am
by Jeff
He's clearly got the attention span of a five-year-old, and a vocabulary to match. Make him watch Rohmer.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:19 am
by domino harvey
Wait, I'm still listening and why is he talking about Pulp Fiction?
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:23 am
by domino harvey
Now he's talking about how stupid
Last Year at "mare-in-bod" fans are, since Alain Resnais (he doesn't even attempt that one) can't explain the film. An authorial intent argument? I mean, really? This guy is more in need of a Film 101 class than maybe anyone else on the internet.
Ha, he has his own
TVTropes entry
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:13 pm
by Murdoch
Straight from the horse's mouth:
People either absolutely buy into his "in-depth, analytical and highly critical" review style, or they simply can't stand his "shrill, annoying, highly repetitive, and Completely Missing The Point rants". There's very little room for middle ground — he seems almost to cultivate polarization with his review choices and confrontational style.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 12:38 am
by dustysomers
imdb user on Hou Hsiao-Hsien's "Cafe Lumiere"
Bottom liine - Stay away. You simply can't go wrong. At least judging from my experience where on top of the non-story, non-issues, etc. the version was an absolutely shoddy close to black on white DVD thing.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:20 am
by HistoryProf
Numero Trois wrote:Yeah, but movies back then were mostly in b&w. No one in 1946 would confuse a still with the actual movie. Either way, I think it's just a matter of a minority few who don't want to read. The Amazon listing for the DVD describes it exactly. And surely the back of the DVD case does the same.
Someone on the
Netflix Community Forum started a group called "Lobby against letterboxing"
It is time for the content providers to overcome the misguided idea that letterboxing of programming on television in any way improves or enhances the viewing of the programming itself. It is time to give the viewer some control over how the programming content is presented on our screens. I am tired, frustrated and completely alienated by the content providers that choose to diminish my experience by forcing a shrunken image onto half of my screen just to satisfy someones selfish vision of how the picture should be presented.
Thankfully, he was shouted down.
and in over two months, he's managed to woo TWO more people to his crusade! What a triumvirate of power! I'm sure change is on the horizon now!!!!!!!!
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 4:57 am
by knives
I’ve watched some atrociously painful crap but this flick wins this year’s “J.A. Hamilton Shitstorm award” for most pathetic waste of two hours. There’s nothing either endearing or compelling about this story, its characters or its tremendous lack of direction. Avoid it like a circumcision at twenty five performed with a spoon.
GREENBERG is not the sort of film that brings about a lot of buzz or attention. This coming from the director of THE SQUID AND THE WHALE, a film I’ve heard of but not seen. I’m not terribly big on films like this one, films that try so hard to be “something” but instead come off as strained and awkward. This is exactly what GREENBERG as a film and as a character is: painfully and thoroughly awkward beyond imagination.
First off we have the sad premise of “a dude who wants to do nothing.” Don’t get me wrong, there’s lots of hope for that sort of premise, look at SEINFELD, the show about nothing or even OFFICE SPACE, THE film about a man’s pursuit of nothing. Those are both hilarious endeavours spawned of the same idea, which leads me to ask the obvious question, how in hell did GREENBERG get it so damn wrong (bear in mind this film is no comedy yet I make this analogy simply because the box tries to imply that it is). Talk about a topic that has infinite possibilities, yet here we are with a dull ass flick that falls flat on its face very quickly and never even makes an attempt to get up.
Now it certainly doesn’t help that the character Greenberg (played by Stiller) is a complete and utter douchebag that you just want to hammer through a wall. Say he’s at a table of people talking movies; he’s the wannabe poser that outright loathes the one film everyone else loves for no better reason than because everyone else loves it. He’s such a flawed miserable character that he has to pick apart everyone else’s life to make himself feel better. I’m surprised half these people even talk to him after some of shit he pulls (like screwing over his band by not taking a music contract, sponging off his family and being a total jerkoff to his brother’s personal assistant). It’s hard to tell why anyone would feel anything for this guy but pity, which even then would be a fleeting emotion due to how much of a prick he is.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:57 am
by wattsup32
knives wrote:Now it certainly doesn’t help that the character Greenberg (played by Stiller) is a complete and utter douchebag that you just want to hammer through a wall. Say he’s at a table of people talking movies; he’s the wannabe poser that outright loathes the one film everyone else loves for no better reason than because everyone else loves it. He’s such a flawed miserable character that he has to pick apart everyone else’s life to make himself feel better.
Am I using irony correctly here? Because I find it ironic that Armond White hated a movie in which the protagonist is created in his image.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:17 am
by aox
RE: For All Mankind (CC BD)
Not for all mankind, August 2, 2009
By lohmeier - See all my reviews
This review is from: For All Mankind - Criterion Collection [Blu-ray] (Blu-ray)
Ok. Apollo was paid by the american tax payer, so the rest of the world has no right to see this awesome documentary. I understand. But i find it a little bit ironic that a blu ray with the title "For All Mankind" is region locked.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:33 am
by skuhn8
aox wrote:RE: For All Mankind (CC BD)
Not for all mankind, August 2, 2009
By lohmeier - See all my reviews
This review is from: For All Mankind - Criterion Collection [Blu-ray] (Blu-ray)
Ok. Apollo was paid by the american tax payer, so the rest of the world has no right to see this awesome documentary. I understand. But i find it a little bit ironic that a blu ray with the title "For All Mankind" is region locked.
Brilliant. I heart lohmeier
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:46 am
by Markson
EW readers pick
"20 'Classic' Overrated Movies". Unsurprisingly, the list is filled with "boring" fare like
2001,
Lawrence of Arabia, and
Citizen Kane. They also call out
His Girl Friday (what?),
Annie Hall (double what?), etc. The arguments in the respective comments sections can be amusing/frustrating/crazed.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:38 pm
by FerdinandGriffon
Ew, that EW thing just makes our skin crawl. "Zach" on
His Girl Friday:
Ooh, His Girl Friday is a terrific example because I didn’t care for that brand of humor. While you’re at it, all of the Hepburn-Tracy rom-coms of the ’40s are dull.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:45 pm
by Murdoch
Ugh, go away, Entertainment Weekly, please just go away.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:04 pm
by swo17
That article is like staring into the sun, if the sun were a bunch of idiots who don't know the first thing about movies.
Also, apparently EW doesn't have writers anymore, and just fills out each issue through a direct feed from its subscribers' Twitter accounts? Upgrade!
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:22 pm
by Flike
Ew, someone in the comments section even used "Emperor's New Clothes."
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:24 pm
by matrixschmatrix
FerdinandGriffon wrote:Ew, that EW thing just makes our skin crawl. "Zach" on
His Girl Friday:
Ooh, His Girl Friday is a terrific example because I didn’t care for that brand of humor. .
Haha, says it all really.
I love that there is genuine crap that is used mostly as a punchline these days (Love Story, I'm looking in your directly) immediately next to His Girl Friday and Lawrence of Arabia. Also, people complaining that Sleepless in Seattle ruined An Affair to Remember, which is... sigh.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:38 pm
by Jean-Luc Garbo
swo17 wrote:That article is like staring into the sun, if the sun were a bunch of idiots who don't know the first thing about movies.
What's worse is that these savants consider it real "criticism" just because they can post it online.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 3:02 pm
by colinr0380
Entertainment Weekly wrote:An Affair to Remember (1957)
Sleepless in Seattle ruined Affair to Remember for me. Every time it’s on, all I can think about is Meg Ryan, Rosie O’[Donnell] and Rita Wilson bawling, and Tom Hanks’ WTF look. — SRD
=;
Entertainment Weekly wrote:Gone With the Wind (1939)
Scarlett was supposed to be the ''heroine,'' yet she was a spoiled, rude, immoral tramp. The only part of the movie I liked was where Rhett walked out on her — I just wish it had happened about 3 hours sooner! — Flyer
Right on, sister!