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Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:20 pm
by GaryC
MichaelB wrote:Casualty was brilliant in the 1980s and early 1990s, when it was intensely politicised to the point where politicians started complaining about it (which, naturally, was what persuaded me to start watching it in the first place). But then the hospital staff climbed down from their soapboxes and started having affairs with each other, whereupon it got a lot less interesting.
In fact, by the 2000s I only bothered watching it because of the expert running commentary from the other sofa - "What do you mean, you'll deliver the baby in A&E? Holby has a fully equipped maternity unit - I've seen it on Holby City. Don't you dare perform an emergency Caesarean - that's grossly unprofessional, and I'd sue if you weren't a made-up hospital full of pretend doctors. And what's a nurse doing operating the ultrasound equipment? I don't remember her taking time off to study for a diploma. And she can't have been any good if she's still working as a nurse. Oh look, she's taken the probe away and the picture on the monitor hasn't budged - there's obviously some conspiracy going on in the hospital to do with fake scans that we're not going to be told about."
A friend of mine is married to a qualified midwife who really liked
Bodies (an excellent, if underwatched BBC drama of the mid-2000s). I can't comment on accuracy etc, but I did wonder if a drama set in an obstetrics/gynaecology department would be a bus(wo)man's holiday for her.
(Full disclosure: I still watch
Casualty and
Holby City and you will find reviews of the three
Casualty DVDs by me online.)
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:34 pm
by colinr0380
There's an amusing preview of this weekend's episode of Casualty in the Radio Times which illustrates some of the above points:
Having pretended he was about to amputate a diabetic's foot to scare the youngster into checking his blood sugar levels more regularly, Adam argues, "I'm breaking every rule in the book but it's the only way I know how". And then, as if that excused his actions for ever more, he decides to "help" a sex offender who confesses to the ED doctor that he wishes he were dead...
(By the way that issue of the Radio Times also has numerous glowing recommendations throughout of the US series of The Killing , which was also very funny to read given the reaction to the series on the forum!)
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:13 pm
by GaryC
It was the Radio Times's recommendation which started me watching the Danish The Killing. I'm undecided whether to watch the remake.
Having said that, I watched the pilot of the US remake of Shameless when More 4 showed it last week and it wasn't too bad, even if it was the UK series' pilot moved to Chicago and translated into American. The UK series was another one I've watched from the start, though I've been pretty much watching from habit these last few years as it's long past its best.
(Cf. The US Queer as Folk, which started off as a close copy of the UK original before going in its own direction - mainly to retool what had been a finite-length miniseries into a continuing drama which eventually ran to five series. I've only seen the first one, which was the only one shown on UK TV.)
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:34 am
by HistoryProf
chief says:
30/06/2011 at 9:34 pm
I hate critics these days they all just seem to slag off the movies cant you see it for wat its ment to do entertain people with big explosions and great action come on the story is better the problem is you slag off films like these to the point you try to take these films to seriously chill out mr movie critic the 3d is amazing the best ive seen in a film transformers is not ment to be great story plots because its based on a fuking cartoon about living robots like that can happen in real life i grew up watching transformer in the 80s so i really enjoyed these movies
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:25 pm
by swo17
This movie is beyond stupid. The only thing I can't figure out is which one is MORE stupid -- the movie, or me -- for watching it until the end. What a totally absurd, ridiculous, contrived, mindless mess. I don't even know where to start, so I'll just say this: WARNING...watch this at your own risk. It's 2 hours of your life you'll never get back. This movie looks like it was made by a 10 year old on crack. It's not a great movie with a twist, it's a twisted, slow motion train wreck. AND THE VIEWERS ARE ON THAT TRAIN!
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:26 pm
by domino harvey
Worst review of Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties yet
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:27 pm
by colinr0380
It must be for Enter The Void!
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:28 pm
by domino harvey
This is the ridiculous review thread, not the accurate one
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:43 pm
by hudakj
Came across some reviewing gems all from a talented gent on Amazon. Here are some highlights.
Aguirre, the Wrath of God
Cheapoh German movie, made for under five hundred thousand dollars, set entirely on a raft on a South American river---it probably had a major influence on Coppola's APOCALYPSE NOW.
The photography is very good, considering the circumstances. And kinksi is ok; he's considered some great actor mostly because he behaved like a scumbag.
A poor horse is thrown off a raft, and into a jungle, maybe to die in real life. And monkeys are shown jumping off the raft and swimming away, with kinski even throwing a monkey into the water----with no director commentary about what happened to them, so it's easy to imagine the worst happened to these animals once their use as movie props were over with.
West Side Story
AMERICA is one great song and dance number. Rita Moreno is fantastic.
Natalie Wood is bland. The opening SHARKS dance is ok, though contemporary kids would certainly make fun of the gang members' sexual persuasion while watching them dance.
Most of this movie is just plain boring---at over 2 hours long! And why not be politically incorrect and note how here it's a Latino girl (gringo Wood) who falls in love with a Gringo boy---when in real life it seems like 99.9 percent of the time it's the other way around, with some gringo girl and latino boy.
Way way back in the 1960s the idea of a modern shakesphere adaption, and inter-racial dating seemed oh so radical, which is the real reason why this junk won 10 oscars.
Mean Streets
Nerd Score Sleazy would like everybody to think he actually grew up tough in NYC----though this allegedly autobiographical junk was written by somebody else AND rips off scenes from lots of other movies.
Keitel with his hand over the fire was ripped off from "Lawrence of Arabia," for one thing.
And, Deniro is annoying----a lot of Deniro performances in 70s movies are annoying, which is why he only really became known to a mass audience with his later comedies.
Deniro getting shot at the end is the best part---cause Deniro and his character are so annoying he deserved getting shot in the movie.
This movie was a big influence on Hong Kong action movies, and Hong Kong action movies aren't exactly known for their realism.
All The President's Men
For over two hours blonde beach bunny Bobby Redford and his sidekick go chasing after...what? THERE'S NO PAY OFF TO WHAT GOES ON. This movie can't hold up as a story on it's own. It's very much a movie based on a real story----cause it goes nowhere! All the really important news events happened months after the plot of this movie ends!
Movie ends with the blond beach bunny (who didn't even darken his hair to be truthful to dark-haired Bob Woodward) and his sidekick running---like little girls---to Jason Robards, to tell him that their life is in danger....WHEN IT'S OBVIOUS IT WASN'T, SINCE THE MOVIE ENDS RIGHT THERE, WITH EVERYBODY ALIVE AND WELL.
The character of Deep Throat also comes off as fake, despite him showing up on the news decades later---it's safe to hang out in dark parking decks but not safe to talk on pay phones or some other phone..? And, for anybody born after this movie, it's never explained in the movie where the nickname Deep Throat came from!
Battle for Algiers
for decades, critics have parroted the official line of how this movie looks soooo much like a documentary, with the cliche, too, of no documentary footage was used in this movie.
truth is: this movie has the very professional look of an I LOVE LUCY episode, complete with 3-camera type direction and editing.
the movie goes nowhere, there is no satisfactory ending to the movie.
one of those many movies that critics love for its politics, and not because it's an actually---enjoyable movie.
supposedly, when this movie was first shown, back in the crazy 1960s, movie goers would cheer when the terrorists/freedom fighters blew up french civilians.
this movie played at night---in dubbed english---on channel 3, kyw, in philadelphia; but only arabic version with subtitles is now available.
this movie was directed by an italian marxist---but according to marlon brando, who acted in the director's movie, BURN, this marxist director was a racist, making sure his italian crew ate better than the 3rd world actors, during the making of BURN.
Vampyre
LOOKS LIKE AN OLD STAG MOVIE
This is, basically, a silent movie---a couple years after THE JAZZ SINGER.
HORROR OF DRACULA, from terrance fisher, is a million times better, though fisher isn't the respectable celebrity like the director of this junk that pretentious movie fans admire.
Spy Who Came in From the Cold
The only reason this swinging london movie is in black and white is because all the much more fun james bond movies are in color----near the end, richard burton even says most spies are...homosexuals (though he says it in a non-politically correct way).
Burton goes from swinging london to dreary east germany----and it all looks alike, thanks to the black and white photography. It wasn't until the 70s with THE GODFATHER that film makers knew how to make different color films.
Most of the film is talk, talk, talk, though the last 20 minutes does have the twists and turns of RED ROCKS WEST and SLEUTH.
This is kinda like a black and white, no explosions, FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE----old geezer Burton even has a hippy chick (with a peace sign on one of her posters) chase after
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:55 pm
by Brian C
colinr0380 wrote:It must be for Enter The Void!
He said two hours, though.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:06 pm
by knives
Despite some great musical numbers, I find The Pirate is hard movie to like. The plot is wafer thin and poorly structured, but worst of all, the movie's sets are incredibly fake and cheap to the extent that it's hard to ignore.
Because singing and dancing are so realistic.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:09 pm
by domino harvey
"Fake" and "cheap" are not synonymous
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:04 am
by tojoed
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:21 am
by MichaelB
I particularly loved this bit:
And, for anybody born after this movie, it's never explained in the movie where the nickname Deep Throat came from!
...not least because I've just finished writing the booklet essay for Arrow's upcoming
Ashes and Diamonds Blu-ray, during which I attempt to make some sense of the complex politics of 1945 Poland, of which the film assumes a considerable amount of prior knowledge. If only Andrzej Wajda had decided to cater for people not yet born (and foreigners) at the time of writing the script!
In fact, now that I come to think of it, Wajda's style is irritatingly allusive and metaphorical throughout - couldn't he at least have made it clear that the Commies were the bad guys?
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:30 pm
by colinr0380
There was a
Second World War???!? When did this happen?
Brian C wrote:colinr0380 wrote:It must be for Enter The Void!
He said two hours, though.
Yes, I almost hesitated to post because of that - I can only assume that the reviewer was watching the shorter version AND THE REVIEWER WAS ON THAT TRAIN!
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:17 am
by HistoryProf
MichaelB wrote:I particularly loved this bit:
And, for anybody born after this movie, it's never explained in the movie where the nickname Deep Throat came from!
...not least because I've just finished writing the booklet essay for Arrow's upcoming
Ashes and Diamonds Blu-ray, during which I attempt to make some sense of the complex politics of 1945 Poland, of which the film assumes a considerable amount of prior knowledge. If only Andrzej Wajda had decided to cater for people not yet born (and foreigners) at the time of writing the script!
In fact, now that I come to think of it, Wajda's style is irritatingly allusive and metaphorical throughout - couldn't he at least have made it clear that the Commies were the bad guys?
I'd very much love to read this if you are so inclined to share.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:26 pm
by RossyG
A one-star review from Amazon UK on the subject of Jan Nemec's Diamonds of the Night:
With a German Jewish grandmother, this genre of film has always been of interest to me. The Jewish side of my family almost all perished during the Holocaust! However, this film was mainly about 2 lads doing heavy breathing in some woods. The historical wardrobe - their coats - was also hardly correct.
The director of this film did not do a very professional job. I actually believe it is a fine example of where a director is given too much license. It is the product of a very spoilt man who listens to all his previous positive criticism & as such believes that he is infalliable.
Do not waste your money as I did on this utter rubbush.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:49 pm
by MichaelB
It is the product of a very spoilt man who listens to all his previous positive criticism & as such believes that he is infalliable.
Since it was Nemec's feature debut and he nearly got expelled from film school, which "previous positive criticism" is he referring to?
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:00 pm
by Matt
this film was mainly about 2 lads doing heavy breathing in some woods
Going to make a lot of sales to the raincoat contingent with that description.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:40 am
by MichaelB
The guy who wrote that review
seems to hate everything.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:43 am
by tarpilot
I like how the details for Man About Town have confused Ben Affleck for Ben Stiller. I'm not sure if that's better for Affleck or worse for Stiller.
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:23 pm
by matrixschmatrix
Why would you value anyone's opinion about a movie they only watched 15 minutes of?
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:55 pm
by RossyG
I like his review for Greek Pete: A Year in the Life of a Rent Boy:
He wants everything to be given to him.

Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:26 pm
by knives
Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:45 pm
by HistoryProf
Can anyone decipher this? (comment left on a book review at Amazon for a book about "Modesty" written by a college student 10 years ago that had the right all woozy because the young lady argued for a return to the Victorian age for women and their sexuality. Amazingly, it's out of print! The bold is the customer comment on the quoted snippet from the review....
"Sexuality should not be deemed a dangerous aspect of ourselves in need of control. Rather, it should be embraced and encouraged to flourish. Genuine openness with our minds, bodies and experiences leads only to growth and maturity, NOT self-deprecation and disempowerment."
To speak words to that effect is to lose all credibility or respect for or in anything one is writing or speaking about, or any subject that even tangentially touches upon it.
Outside of libertine, [un]-"ethical slut" whoredom, that is or, the white upper middle class especially, in other words - which, sadly, often corresponds with lower academia and even higher academia in the social disciplines, if that itself - "high academia" and "social 'science'" in the same sentence - isn't a contradiction in terms.
But I'm an anti-natalist asexual, what do I know?