bottled spider wrote:I [...] will be watching Nobody Know About Persian Cats for this list project.
Great music in this one, but be forewarned, the ending is
awful and seemingly carried over from a completely different film in tone and execution. Part of the charm of the film is in its amateurish construction, but the finale here is just embarrassing.
Recent viewings:
Big (Penny Marshall 1988) I was never a fan of this as a kid and rewatching… eh, gimme the Jennifer Garner female-centered ripoff,
13 Going on 30 instead. And while it’s my own fault for watching the extended edition on the Blu-ray, this really does go on waayyyy too long. Bizarre item of note I spied in the end credits: Saul Bass designed the unremarkable title sequence.
Bring it On (Peyton Reed 2000) I’m sure there is a good cheerleading movie out there (or will be one day), but neither this or (the comparatively superior, but still not good)
Sugar & Spice, released a few months after, are it. I was looking forward to this, as I’d been recommended it before as a superior example of the late 90s teen comedy run, but sad to say I did not even laugh once, When even a late appearance by
Upright Citizens Brigade member Ian Roberts fails to make anything funny, something has gone seriously astray. The social politics are questionable at best (and certainly “East Compton”’s high school has a fantastic looking gym, uniforms, and mascot for being a charity case school) and the film commits the greatest sin of all for a film about cheerleading routines: it barely lets us see any, and those we see are chopped up, edited to nothing, and barely present. In a film
about cheerleading routines and competitive dancing. Great call there, movie.
Maid to Order (Amy Holden Jones 1987) A childhood favorite, this is a silly but sweet movie about Ally Sheedy’s wealthy spoiled brat who pisses off daddy so much that he wishes she wasn’t his daughter. Suddenly, thanks to magic, Sheedy is homeless and forced to fend for herself. The film’s funniest joke is its most un-PC, as Sheedy is only employed and able to initially keep her job because she’s the only white maid in the Beverly Hills area. The film wrings a surprising number of laughs out of this simple joke at the expense of the racist rich folks, and nothing else here is nearly as daring or comic as this Paul Bartel-esque runner. Of course Sheedy eventually learns to embrace being a peasant and becomes a decent human being, but it’s as cute and harmless a movie as it is predictable. Still, nothing tops the list-worthy
Troop Beverly Hills in the Poor Little Rich Girl category.
Meatballs (Ivan Reitman 1979) / Ernest Goes to Camp (John Cherry 1987) / Camp Nowhere (Jonathan Prince 1994) Three camp comedies, and all three utterly miss the mark for laughs. Though it spawned a legacy of imitators and convinced Hollywood that Bill Murray could lead a film, I pretty much hated
Meatballs, which is centered around Murray riffing endlessly and obnoxiously, occasionally interspersed with other campers trying to get their wick dipped. As in my revisiting of
Ghostbusters, I found Murray’s character to be a repellent asshole and not the charming wiseacre he once seemed to me. Maybe I’m just getting old (though I wasn’t even born when this film came out). I think Murray’s a funny guy and a talented comedian, but not here.
Ernest Goes to Camp fares best of these three films in that it procures one genuine laugh out loud moment involving something one must never do when encountering a family of badgers. Unfortunately, the film runs longer than twenty seconds and so we get the “Hey Vern” guy floundering about with juvenile delinquents in his first feature. While I had a positive experience revisiting
Ernest Goes to Jail (and to a lesser extent,
Ernest Scared Stupid) a few months back in the 90s List thread, it became clear early on why I could barely remember this one. Cliff Notes for the film: Everyone is a jerk to poor Ernest, but he soldiers on obliviously. The end.
Camp Nowhere has a premise that makes my skin crawl: a bunch of kids decide to form their own camp and run it themselves, with some light supervision from a former drama teacher turned Easy Cheese salesman, played by a slumming Christopher Lloyd. Remarkably, these kids don’t kill each other or starve or spontaneously create a new Larry Clark film. This movie is so confused that it casts a thin and appealing young girl as the “fat girl” (and as a result she is the butt of several jokes that seem lost in translation regardless of the language being spoken), and an equally appealing smart and likable guy as the allegedly socially-poisoned “geek” protagonist who nevertheless is able to organize, run, and finagle the entire con, all the while leading his fellow kids, who follow his words and plans. Yes, that certainly sounds like a loser.
Ah well, I already have
Wet Hot American Summer and
Little Darlings, I guess I don’t need any more camp comedies in contention for my list.