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Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:48 pm
by bainbridgezu
Graphist wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:45 pm
Armageddon is upon us! This is just in!
“Things are in disarray at the headquarters! Criterion staff is nowhere to be seen. Not even the always available Job Mulvaney! Upon inspection the Criterion Closet, the grail of all grail rooms has been cleaned out pretty much completely by a mob of angry and hot (aka. sweaty) Criterion customers. All is left is two
Jellyfish Eyes and one
Tiny Furniture. DVDs”
Even in an apocalyptic scenario, I refuse to believe one more person wanted
Tiny Furniture than
Jellyfish Eyes.
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:49 pm
by domino harvey
DarkImbecile wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:47 pm
Only boxsets with no spine numbers, thus extending the wait for #1000 another month
I mean, we’re going to be making jokes about Spine 1000 speculation long after it’s actually announced, so this will have a lateral effect on the forum either way!
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:50 pm
by McNulty
Jonathan Keogh on Twitter: “literally just hit send on gmail folks. soon....soon...”
lol
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:50 pm
by movielocke
insert gif from PCU here
my work computer just crashed so I hit refresh
and nothing.
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:50 pm
by domino harvey
bainbridgezu wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:48 pm
Graphist wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:45 pm
Armageddon is upon us! This is just in!
“Things are in disarray at the headquarters! Criterion staff is nowhere to be seen. Not even the always available Job Mulvaney! Upon inspection the Criterion Closet, the grail of all grail rooms has been cleaned out pretty much completely by a mob of angry and hot (aka. sweaty) Criterion customers. All is left is two
Jellyfish Eyes and one
Tiny Furniture. DVDs”
Even in an apocalyptic scenario, I refuse to believe one more person wanted
Tiny Furniture than
Jellyfish Eyes.
Remember when there was one copy of
Tiny Furniture? That’s when Jesus was carrying you
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:53 pm
by Newsnayr
The question is whether this thread will get to 100 pages before Spine 1000 is announced
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:53 pm
by criterionoop
At this point, they are probably cleaning up the office. Dusting the shelves. Restocking the Bort nametags.
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:54 pm
by thatobscurecharm
Someone remind me to stop refreshing criterion’s website by the time spine #1500 and #2000 come around.
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:55 pm
by Forrest Taft
Newsnayr wrote:The question is whether this thread will get to 100 pages before Spine 1000 is announced
It’s already at 1993. On Tapatalk. Will it reach 2000?
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:55 pm
by domino harvey
thatobscurecharm wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:54 pm
Someone remind me to stop refreshing criterion’s website by the time spine #1500 and #2000 come around.
Your robot butler will be able to do it for you by then
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:59 pm
by mfunk9786
Stuck in traffic as expected, though not going slowly enough that I can photoshop the forum into one of those "this is the last text he sent" memes
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:01 pm
by Never Cursed
1 hour 1 minute late
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:03 pm
by flyonthewall2983
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:03 pm
by McNulty
Titles are up:
Prince of Tides
Columbus by ::kogonada::
Bodies, Rest & Motion
Border Radio upgrade
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:04 pm
by domino harvey
Never Cursed wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:01 pm
1 hour 1 minute late
At 2 hours and 1 minute, we all retrieve and use our concealed cyanide capsule
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:05 pm
by Self
I'll make sure to have my proper Nikes on
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:06 pm
by bainbridgezu
domino harvey wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:04 pm
Never Cursed wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:01 pm
1 hour 1 minute late
At 2 hours and 1 minute, we all retrieve and use our concealed cyanide capsule
Brother, ain't that the tooth
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:09 pm
by Graphist
Shame on Criterion for not announcing on the 15th!
Shame on us for believing it will be announced on the 16th!
Not announcing on the 17th?! Thanks, Obama!
Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:11 pm
by FrauBlucher
I’ll be back taking a short break to watch a Lav Diaz film.
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:12 pm
by bainbridgezu
Graphist wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:09 pm
Shame on Criterion for not announcing on the 15th!
Shame on us for believing it will be announced on the 16th!
Not announcing on the 17th?! Thanks, Obama!
Ron Howard's upcoming
Hillbilly Elegy confirmed for Spine #1000
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:14 pm
by justeleblanc
McNulty wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:03 pm
Titles are up:
Prince of Tides
Columbus by ::kogonada::
Bodies, Rest & Motion
Border Radio upgrade
Where?
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:15 pm
by FrauBlucher
Oh you fell for it
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:16 pm
by Lemdog
justeleblanc wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:14 pm
McNulty wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:03 pm
Titles are up:
Prince of Tides
Columbus by ::kogonada::
Bodies, Rest & Motion
Border Radio upgrade
Where?
I admit it, this made me laugh.
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:17 pm
by justeleblanc
FFS. Thanks.
Re: Quarantined Monthly Guessing Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:19 pm
by Omensetter
Criterion is apparently putting as much thought into that internet video essay than their Cluny Brown cover.
