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Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:57 pm
by Askew
Just because it is in this months newsletter doesn't mean it will be released anytime soon. I mean, how long ago was the Grey Gardens bluray clue or even the recent Lord of the Flies one?
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:07 pm
by captveg
The Grey Gardens clue was January 2012.
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:22 pm
by AquaNarc
Well "giggle" is kinda similar to "Gigi", and giggle is close to France on the map so I think that's far more likely than Frances Ha!
Give me a break.
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:25 pm
by jwd5275
How long was there between the Cronos hint and it's eventual release? Besides, they may be wagering that knowing Frances Ha will be a Criterion film could get the Facebook crowd out to see it
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:34 pm
by Brian C
I like how no matter how obvious the answer is there's always the people who insist, seemingly unironically, that it must be something else.
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:36 pm
by Ashirg
If it's Frances Ha, there should be more titles in this clue. Otherwise they would not given each country a different laugh. Too bad there was no movie called Europe Laughs so this clue can be easy...
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:50 pm
by JeffWang
Don't know if it means anything, but there's a "Hey" in Austria. This might be a double clue.
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:53 pm
by Matt
These clues have been an incredibly effective strategy for revenge on this forum. Well done, Criterion. Well done.
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:57 pm
by ianungstad
ianungstad wrote:This is surprising because Criterion typically has a gap of 12+ months between theatrical and dvd/blu on the IFC stuff. I've always been surprised that IFC let Criterion get away with such lengthy gaps. Maybe IFC is putting pressure on Criterion for something approaching a typical release window on the more commercial stuff. If they have a similar arrangement with A24 (which I wouldn't say is out of the question) maybe we'll get Spring Breakers as a summer release.
I thought it might be worth pointing out that on the opening weekend of Spring Breakers Criterion posted "Spring Break Forever" on their Facebook and Twitter page and linked to James Franco's Top 10 from a previous newsletter. I also asked Mulvaney about Spring Breakers and got this boilerplate response:
We announce all our upcoming titles on our website as soon as we can
make them public. The best way to stay up-to-date on our future
release plans is to check our "Coming Soon" section and e-newsletter.
I've included links below for your convenience.
Criterion is also listed in the likes section of A24's Facebook profile. If you browse the other entries it's mostly a list of their business partners and various talent associated with their films. A24 also tweet about Criterion a fair bit.
It's not very strong evidence but eh... thought I'd toss that out there. Could be nothing.
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:05 am
by Cinephrenic
Looks like a map of the current economic status in the E.U.
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:27 am
by Jeff
jwd5275 wrote:they may be wagering that knowing Frances Ha will be a Criterion film could get the Facebook crowd out to see it
I don't think that there's much of a chance that it's not
Frances Ha, and I think you've just nailed the reason why they're hinting at it so early. I'd expect the disc release will come around Christmas, but they're helping out their pal Sehring by sending the Criterion faithful to theaters.
ianungstad wrote:If they have a similar arrangement with A24...
I suspect the social media chumminess between A24 and Criterion is nothing more than palship among the NY indie film circuit. Lionsgate handled
Charles Swan, but I guess Criterion could have a similar "first look" deal with A24, wherein Lionsgate gets the the stuff Criterion doesn't want.
Charles Swan is terrible, and
Ginger and Rosa merely mediocre, but I liked
Spring Breakers well enough, I have high hopes for
The Bling Ring, and
The Spectacular Now received mostly positive festival notices.
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:36 am
by Lowry_Sam
swo17 wrote:
Could it be
To Be or Not to Be? [-o<
Well it's definitely not
Shoah.
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:02 am
by PfR73
It's not a clue. It's Criterion's new method for responding to requests for Rivette.
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:50 am
by Tommaso
I can't believe that every laughter indicates a release of a film from each of these countries. Would they really release something from Iceland or Austria? I mean, of course I'm dreaming of Gunnlaugsson and Forst entering the collection, but c'mon... Haneke might have a vague chance, though.
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:28 am
by NABOB OF NOWHERE
Tommaso wrote:I can't believe that every laughter indicates a release of a film from each of these countries. Would they really release something from Iceland or Austria? I mean, of course I'm dreaming of Gunnlaugsson and Forst entering the collection, but c'mon... Haneke might have a vague chance, though.
More than this I think they are all going to be comedy based. So we'll get -'Hey! The crazy world of Michael Haneke' from Austria. 'Snort- Cocaine coma-comedy from Aki Kaurismaki.' from Finland.
'Chortle-is undoubtedly a Norman Wisdom box set with optional Albanian subs' from the UK and 'Hoo-Hoo' is of course 'More Macedonian Malarkey' from Angelopoulos.
An absolute marketing coup from Criterion. Count me in for all of them.
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:14 pm
by ola t
I can't think of a single Swedish film where someone chuckles. We're not really a chuckling country.
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:24 pm
by NABOB OF NOWHERE
ola t wrote:I can't think of a single Swedish film where someone chuckles. We're not really a chuckling country.
I suppose 'Smiles of a Summer Night' is about as much mirth as you can muster.
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:26 pm
by NABOB OF NOWHERE
Tommaso wrote: Would they really release something from Iceland or Austria?.
Revanche was austrian...made me laugh
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:18 pm
by PfR73
I think Austria might actually be "Heyo" instead of just "Hey"

Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:54 am
by ByMarkClark.com
It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Continent
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:47 am
by rwiggum
PfR73 wrote:I think Austria might actually be "Heyo" instead of just "Hey"

Eh? Eeeeh?
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:41 am
by Kauno
Some of them say "Heil".

Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:20 pm
by mfunk9786
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:21 pm
by PfR73
I Married A Witch. This may be the first time I've been able to guess one of these.
Re: Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:30 pm
by Harmonov
PfR73 wrote:I Married A Witch. This may be the first time I've been able to guess one of these.
They've gotten so easy, even I can guess them. At the risk of sounding like a whiner, I do prefer them giving us clues that aren't already known. It is good to know that
I Married a Witch is finally coming to the physical medium, though.