DarkImbecile wrote: Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:15 amWhat I can't comprehend, and what I've yet to see anyone credibly argue (not that I've been scouring the darkest corners of the internet for months or anything), is the opinion that Rian Johnson's film falls short in any combination of the basic components of filmmaking
egregiously more so than literally any other entry in the franchise. They're
all more or less poorly written, have myriad mediocre to poor performances, lack a basic understanding of physics, feature unnecessary characters and B- or C-plots that make no sense, and so on. And yet for some reason many people who gobbled up most or all of the first eight flawed movies in this series became deeply disappointed that they weren't watching
Seven Samurai or something when it came to this entry.
All the Best People wrote: Thu Jun 07, 2018 5:09 amI think the biggest misstep is the Finn subplot, which I'll go ahead and spoiler-tag even though I assume anyone reading this will have cared enough to see it.
I'll try and summarize why I felt deeply disappointed by TLJ in my own personal way (because it's subjective anyway) and why I neer really felt that in front at least of the OT, despite these being obviously flawed too (I believe, for instance, that RotJ is vastly overlong and should have been about 30 minutes shorter - for instance, with less Ewoks-time - ).
I went and see in theaters TLJ only a few days after its release day and before reading mixed or negative reviews. Along the course of the movie, discovering its plot and mechanics, I felt it was extremely artificially written. It wasn't that the B or C-plots made no sense : they were making lots of sense... but only because it helped the storytelling in a very artificial way.
I've discussed my feelings towards the Holdo - Poe narrative and was told that I was basically remembering it wrong and that it also was a (to put it simply) a feministic take about how Holdo the woman vet didn't owe anything to Poe the blunt man but having watched again this part, it's not what is happening on screen. What is happening on screen is an old-as-crap scriptwriting trick in which someone does some obvious information retention for no good diegetic reason than creating some suspense. Except that in TLJ, this is obvious as hell, and that bothered me a lot, because I felt the movie simply thought I was dumb and would buy such an obvious trick. I didn't, and was thus left with characters behaving in an obviously artificial way, to setup a 90 minutes long B plot... that would run into circles in the end... and actually put the characters in a worse situation than before...
It felt vastly overlong for the simplistic points the movie tries to make ("you can learn from your failures", "war is not black & white", "poor people are always the ones suffering"). But because it still tried to have these socio-political subtexts to try and elevate a franchise that never really bothered for it before, only to end up with takes seemingly written by a 10 years old, it didn't feel ambitious : it felt pretentious.
I never ever felt that in front of the OT or the PT. They're flawed as hell, sure, some more than the others, but still. A New Hope is quite asinine cinematographically-wise, RotJ is overlong for no reason, the PT has tons of issues (notably with its acting performances), etc etc. But I never felt so bored with such artificial tricks, with something so boringly artificial.
TLJ is the longest Star Wars movie ever, and yet, its basic plot is the slowest space chase ever and a B-plot whose whole point is basically to run into circle.
That's why I'm quite sure I would have been way more tolerant with the the movie wer it 40 minutes shorter. 2h30 is just way too long for so little.
Funnily enough, I went and see the movie alone, but ended up discussing it after the screening with a group of people quite like me (fans but not really fanboys either) and we spontaneously agreed on that : why so much screentime for so little content ? So simplistic subtexts ?
And on top of all that, add an overall lightness on action sequences, and poor CGI in them (god, the 2 Finn – Rose chases are visually awful and a reminder on how dire some blockbusters CGI can be recently – see Black Panther final duel for instance - ).
And then, there's the whole “kill your idols” will of the movie, which I felt again was something that ended up pretentious because of how ambitious it was but how much the movie missed its target there. It starts things but never goes all the way : Luke is retreated but not so much, Rey will be trained (or not) but not really (or is she ?), Poe is an unreliable hot-head but that’s OK when it’s convenient (he’s quickly demoted by a rank but 15 minutes later gets the blessing from Leia to “go and blow things up” – go figure - ), Finn and Rose go for a 90 minutes ride which basically is pointless (and that’s the point but isn’t 90 minutes a bit long for that ?), the Jedi order is gone but wait not so fast. Even the score seems like it tries to offer new things but actually no. And that’s mostly only WITHIN the movie itself, but if you think of the movie as the latest Star Wars movie, the same points can be made about how inconsistent the movie can be with trying to cut itself from the past : in the end, Porgs are the new Ewoks, Poe the new Han, Finn and Rey the new idealist duo, Luke the new Yoda. And despite the whole point of the movie being how the youth can be wrong (and indeed spend most of the movie to be so), well, they don’t seem to suffer too much from their mistakes, in the end. And if they do, the movie then simply isn’t constructed in a good enough fashion to translate that.
There’s only hope for them, but in a very artificially naïve way.
Poe, Finn and Rose got tons of their friends killed because of their recklessness, but by the end of the movie, here they are. Poe even ends up being shown as a true successor for Leia as Head of Resistance. And that’s all because Holdo willingly retained info from Poe but also from her whole crew, leaving all these people clueless as to whether or not she’s competent or whether or not she might even be a mole for the New Order. That’s extremely poor leadership and decision making, yet, she’s shown as one of the true hero of the movie.
I don’t think it has to do with the movie being stuck in a blockbuster production style, but that the script simply isn’t well written. It happens.
So despite all the flaws the OT and even more so the PT can have, I never felt a Star Wars movie as being so ostensibly artificially written, so vastly overlong, so boring actually in the end. Smaller stuff like Super Leia, the showing-off crystal dogs, the poor humor, the weird physics, I almost don’t (and actually pretty much really don’t) care about them because all these basic stuff came first to me as deep basic issues with the movie. And these were issues that never felt so obvious to me in these past movies.
So, intrinsically, I thought the movie to be just bad (and rated it 2.5 out of 10), but even when comparing to the past movies, I never found their flaws to be as glaring and obvious as TLJ’s ones.
However, if I had to grant good points to TLJ, it’d be on how beautifully crafted it can be at times, and how it further assess Kylo Ren as a fascinating character adequately played by Driver. But in a 2h32 movie, it’s far from being enough.
On TFA : the movie wants to do less but achieves more because of the lower bar. It is vastly flawed too, but I think it’s a clearly better film than TLJ. I think the TLJ’s team simply got too “greedy” in what they wanted to do and failed, while the TFA’s one remained more “realistic” with what they could achieve.
On Rogue One : it’s a schizophrenic movie whose first half is pointless as hell (Saw Guerrera’s behaviour in the movie is symptomatic of that) but whose second half felt so epic in a good way it almost made up for it. But still, when you have to skip the first half of a movie, it’s never a good sign.