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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:23 pm
by Guido
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:24 pm
by domino harvey
lol
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:25 pm
by tavernier
That would sell better than Klein.
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:49 pm
by Michael Shetina
Perhaps you should have misspelled 'delirious'' in keeping with the theme.
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:21 am
by PimpPanda
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:51 am
by Guido
Nice choice PimpPanda; I've always loved that Nostalghia poster. One more Godard, then that's it.

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:52 am
by Feego
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:57 am
by HerrSchreck
Guido wrote:Nice choice PimpPanda; I've always loved that Nostalghia poster. One more Godard, then that's it.

I've never seen the movie, so I cant say whats going on there, but it looks like he's shooting a razor-straight jet of wang wine straight outa his zipper at the girl.
What is that line?
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:06 am
by M
HerrSchreck wrote:I've never seen the movie, so I cant say whats going on there, but it looks like he's shooting a razor-straight jet of wang wine straight outa his zipper at the girl.
What is that line?
Unclear, but he already got that girl laying face down to his right.
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:08 am
by HerrSchreck
Not to mention the cars 'n stuff he's also clearly just blown up with his Atomic Prostate Laser Power...
That girl is doomed... you can even see her looking down, tracking the progress of Approaching Doom..
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:23 am
by Guido
I've never seen the movie, so I cant say whats going on there, but it looks like he's shooting a razor-straight jet of wang wine straight outa his zipper at the girl.
I HAVE seen the movie, and you're absolutely right. It's not even the best part of the film.
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:38 am
by HerrSchreck
Guido wrote:I've never seen the movie, so I cant say whats going on there, but it looks like he's shooting a razor-straight jet of wang wine straight outa his zipper at the girl.
I HAVE seen the movie, and you're absolutely right. It's not even the best part of the film.
I'm glad I'm absolutely right.. but what am I absolutely right about? That he kills people with thin sharp blasts of his warm
Chateau Neuf de Peter?
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:21 am
by jt
Woo hoo! Embarrassingly, this piece of shit took me 45 min. 10 min of pissing about in excel, 20 min to find a font slightly like the wacky c and 15 min figuring out how to post an image to the forum. Swimminghorses, consider me your first disciple...

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:01 pm
by M
'Thou shalt not place the title directly underneath the Criterion logo.'
Add that to 'thou shalt not include blue monkeys on Tarkovsky covers.'
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:06 pm
by HerrSchreck
Additionally:
"All blacks-- if 'black'-- must be Black."
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:01 pm
by GringoTex
Guido wrote:Nice choice PimpPanda; I've always loved that Nostalghia poster. One more Godard, then that's it.

A black and white Weekend cover is ridiculous.
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:04 pm
by Sebastian
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:22 pm
by jorencain
GringoTex wrote:A black and white Weekend cover is ridiculous.
My thoughts exactly.
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:40 pm
by denti alligator
Sebastian wrote:

Nice.
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:33 pm
by Guido
A black and white Weekend cover is ridiculous.
Here is the corrected version:
This is an homage, swimminghorses - please don't contact your lawyer. (And no, I would not be opposed to some kind of merger. I'm not so sure it'd benefit the forum though.)
Un Chien Andalou
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:52 pm
by oldsheperd
What's with the halfpipe house on the cover of Un Chien Andalou? I totally wanna live there and skate that ramp.
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:13 pm
by GringoTex
Guido wrote:A black and white Weekend cover is ridiculous.
Here is the corrected version:

Much better.
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:17 pm
by The Glue Man
First attempt *prepares himself*

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:23 pm
by Cinephrenic
Was that a solar or lunar eclipse?
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:24 pm
by tavernier
That's not an Eclipse cover -- it's got the wacky C.