Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 7:36 pm
That would be much better if it mentioned fuck-me shoes.
Not bad...just the chipmunks have a bit too much of a human face and not a chipmunk face.
Somehow they managed 4 digs at those awful, misguided Liberals in just 7 sentences.Excellent film showing how collective Socialism is a failure and robs the Aborigines of their freedom. Wonderful scenery and recreation of turn of the Century station life. Australians make good movies... take that Hollywood. The "fever" they refer to is likely a Plasmodium falciparum infection, a form of malaria with high mortality rates when untreated. Unfortunately the little fellow is becoming resistant to many drugs and due to its great ability to change, attempts to develop a vaccine have not been too successful either. They should be showing this film in our schools instead of fiction like Al Gore's climate change film. Gee... in this movie, it is hot, long before airplanes and trucks infiltrated the area.
I think that disclaimer is actually part of the film.sir_luke wrote:I found it amusing and sad that Kino's trailer for Miguel Gomes' Arabian Nights includes the disclaimer: "This is not an adaptation of Arabian Nights - despite drawing on its structure."
I also thought it pretty funny that he makes it abundantly clear that he doesn't get the 'global' part of 'global warming' in any way. Does he think the icecaps are melting because of all the traffic jams at the North Pole?Lemmy Caution wrote:Otherwise, who knew there were hot places on earth prior to global warming? While "airplanes and trucks" seems to demonstrate a rather limited understanding of the causes of climate change.
Not sure if you meant to capitalise 'Liberals', but let's just say that word has somewhat different connotations in Australia.Lemmy Caution wrote:An Imdb review, in full, of the Aussie film We of The Never Never:Somehow they managed 4 digs at those awful, misguided Liberals in just 7 sentences.Excellent film showing how collective Socialism is a failure and robs the Aborigines of their freedom. Wonderful scenery and recreation of turn of the Century station life. Australians make good movies... take that Hollywood. The "fever" they refer to is likely a Plasmodium falciparum infection, a form of malaria with high mortality rates when untreated. Unfortunately the little fellow is becoming resistant to many drugs and due to its great ability to change, attempts to develop a vaccine have not been too successful either. They should be showing this film in our schools instead of fiction like Al Gore's climate change film. Gee... in this movie, it is hot, long before airplanes and trucks infiltrated the area.
Needless to say the reviewer is American. And none of their political points have anything to do with the actual film. There's no evidence the Aborigines are collectivized -- they seem to have personal possessions, and we really don't see their lifestyle much. I assume they mean social welfare, though even that's incorrect as the natives have to work in order to get supplies -- flour, sugar and tobacco -- from the Whites. And their freedom kind of took a hit when their lands were appropriated. Interesting how our right-wing reviewer didn't note colonialism, the pervasive racism or the concept of superior/inferior races, all of which the film critiques.
Otherwise, who knew there were hot places on earth prior to global warming? While "airplanes and trucks" seems to demonstrate a rather limited understanding of the causes of climate change. Finally, it's unclear how Australians making a quality film, in a rather Hollywood style no less, is somehow a reproach to Hollywood. I'm somewhat disappointed they couldn't find a way to blame the lack of a cure for malaria on government incompetence. It starts to sound suspiciously like they believe in science. Next time I expect all 7 sentences to be politicized!
I suppose being in the southern hemisphere, political stances would be reversedfurbicide wrote: Not sure if you meant to capitalise 'Liberals', but let's just say that word has somewhat different connotations in Australia.(For instance, that reviewer would almost certainly be a Liberal voter.)
That's about as good a reason as any for the Liberal's naming themselves as such.jindianajonz wrote:I suppose being in the southern hemisphere, political stances would be reversedfurbicide wrote: Not sure if you meant to capitalise 'Liberals', but let's just say that word has somewhat different connotations in Australia.(For instance, that reviewer would almost certainly be a Liberal voter.)
...and the second (this is the whole of the section on Moon Sickness, the second story in Kaos):The first 30 minutes is just seeing our main character being beaten by his father and then in turn Gavino abusing goats and in one terribly unnecessary moment actually rapes a goat. I can usually handle about anything in movies, but when your main attraction is child and animal abuse, you better have a good story to tell and this movie doesn’t.
Are people really so utterly sheltered, so completely convinced that their own particular morality is the "correct" one, that they can't even process the notion that people living in rural Sardinia or Sicily might have very different attitudes? The fact that the second reviewer has totally missed the point of Moon Sickness is demonstrated by the phrase "attempts to lighten the mood", whereas for me it's easily one of the darkest and saddest pieces in the entire quintet (that sequence with the temporarily abandoned baby on the moonlit hillside still sends shivers right down to the base of my spine) - and for me, one of the most moving, because all three of the central characters have psychologically convincing reasons for behaving the way that they do.“Moon Sickness” attempts to lighten the mood with a story about a man who begins to behave madly under a full moon, allowing his wife a rather convenient opportunity for adultery with her cousin. I find all aspects of this story rather distasteful, making it my least favorite in the bunch.
No, but in objecting to bestiality tout court he's shut off the possibility that the film might have something worthwhile to say about it - he's just presenting the scene as being a pure gross-out exercise, which it emphatically isn't.domino harvey wrote:Assuming the above is true, I don't think objecting to bestiality makes someone uncultured swine...
Man, that's like a whole school of Japanese film, huh? Like I got kind of excited about the Nikkatsu Roman Porno period that follows the gangster/new wave stuff Arrow has been putting out lately, since it shares a lot of the talent, but there is a really strong and repeated emphasis on rape specifically presented as a source of erotic fascination, with the apparent assumption that sexual violence is just a thing the audience will enjoy looking at (as opposed to, say, Oshima, who whatever you say about him doesn't ever appear to have presented sexual horrors in the hope the audience would have something to get off to.)colinr0380 wrote:Speaking of uncultured swine, I'm not sure how that commentator would react to the eye-popping Japanese Roman Porno film Eros School: Feels So Good, which starts off queasy with a older student getting hired to transfer in and then, ahem, sexually assault all of the female classmates, before at its climax it goes into similarly frustrated territory as the 'hero', made jealous by this older student's prowess:This was directed by Kurahara Koretsugu, the brother of Koreyoshi Kurahara who was the subject of an Eclipse set.Spoiler
impulsively rapes the school's pet pig mascot in frustration outside the classroom in that his girlfriend is being deflowered in!
The panic of arrested adolescents in the face of second-wave feminism?matrixschmatrix wrote:Man, that's like a whole school of Japanese film, huh? Like I got kind of excited about the Nikkatsu Roman Porno period that follows the gangster/new wave stuff Arrow has been putting out lately, since it shares a lot of the talent, but there is a really strong and repeated emphasis on rape specifically presented as a source of erotic fascination, with the apparent assumption that sexual violence is just a thing the audience will enjoy looking at (as opposed to, say, Oshima, who whatever you say about him doesn't ever appear to have presented sexual horrors in the hope the audience would have something to get off to.)colinr0380 wrote:Speaking of uncultured swine, I'm not sure how that commentator would react to the eye-popping Japanese Roman Porno film Eros School: Feels So Good, which starts off queasy with a older student getting hired to transfer in and then, ahem, sexually assault all of the female classmates, before at its climax it goes into similarly frustrated territory as the 'hero', made jealous by this older student's prowess:This was directed by Kurahara Koretsugu, the brother of Koreyoshi Kurahara who was the subject of an Eclipse set.Spoiler
impulsively rapes the school's pet pig mascot in frustration outside the classroom in that his girlfriend is being deflowered in!
Though now that I think of it, a lot of American and British cinema was similarly obsessed at the time- everything from A Boy and His Dog to Zardoz was kind of fixated on it as a subject, and if not actually intended as pornography, it's certainly often presented as some kind of impressive or justifiable display of machismo. What the hell was going on?
AhahahahI love cinema more than anyone else on YELP and probably am in the top 10 cinema lovers in the entire United States...
"I've never expelled anyone before...but that pig had some powerful friends."colinr0380 wrote:Speaking of uncultured swine, I'm not sure how that commentator would react to the eye-popping Japanese Roman Porno film Eros School: Feels So Good, which starts off queasy with a older student getting hired to transfer in and then, ahem, sexually assault all of the female classmates, before at its climax it goes into similarly frustrated territory as the 'hero', made jealous by this older student's prowess:This was directed by Kurahara Koretsugu, the brother of Koreyoshi Kurahara who was the subject of an Eclipse set.Spoiler
impulsively rapes the school's pet pig mascot in frustration outside the classroom in that his girlfriend is being deflowered in!