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Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 10:23 pm
by Napier
HistoryProf wrote:i don't quite understand the calls for Cobra Woman...saw it on TCM once upon a time and thought it was hilariously cheesy.
I saw it in the Brattle with a packed house. And we had a "cheesy" great time. Criterion me. I actually think my viewing in Cambridge was one of the best experiences I've ever had in the cinema. It's up there with seeing
Baby Snakes with a theater full of Zappa freaks.
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 11:28 pm
by ianungstad
It would be nice if Universal would let Criterion have the rights to The Bank Dick again.
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 12:44 am
by HistoryProf
Matt wrote:Criterion used to have a sense of humor and release campy/cheesy films like this with some regularity. Or does everyone take their po-faced justifications for Flesh for Frankenstein/Blood for Dracula, The Blob, Fiend Without a Face, The Honeymoon Killers, Sisters, the Monsters and Madmen films, and Equinox as important independent films at face value?
i think the last bit is kind of what I was saying...all those you list are more than just low budget cheese - Cobra is big budget camp - and hardly path breaking in any sense, or otherwise "important". Now i'm not one to take the mission statement as gospel, and welcome thinking outside the box, I was just curious about this particular title as one people seem to be fond of. It just wasn't one that would ever strike me as something Criterion would do, and I certainly don't see anything in the collection now that would fit as a precursor. That list is all genre stuff and one uber independent flick (Honeymoon Killers) - not post-war B schlock.
ETA, for something comparable, maybe Fanfan La Tulip? but isn't that pretty reviled here?
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 1:08 am
by domino harvey
Siodmak is a Criterion-approved director and this is one of his more popular films. I don't see any mystery?
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 1:22 am
by HistoryProf
no mystery....just curiosity stemming from so many mentions on the FB page and here. no big whoop.
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 5:19 pm
by starmanof51
HistoryProf wrote:all those you list are more than just low budget cheese - Cobra is big budget camp - and hardly path breaking in any sense, or otherwise "important". Now i'm not one to take the mission statement as gospel, and welcome thinking outside the box, I was just curious about this particular title as one people seem to be fond of. It just wasn't one that would ever strike me as something Criterion would do, and I certainly don't see anything in the collection now that would fit as a precursor. That list is all genre stuff and one uber independent flick (Honeymoon Killers) - not post-war B schlock.
Let me take a stab at it. You say that the titles that Matt lists are more than just low budget cheese. I find that debateable, most strongly in the case of the
Monsters and Madmen box. But let's go with that. You also seem to want to somehow differentiate between "genre stuff" and "post-war B schlock", if not qualitatively (do you?) then at least as precedent for that holy wacky C. I'd say it's also "genre stuff", just a few years earlier than those others. If you're going to insist on words like schlock and cheese, why make such a distinction between "post-war B schlock" and post-Korean war B schlock? If you see something a little grander in Matt's list, consider that there's also something a little grander here as well. I think you're of the feeling that
Cobra Woman is routine and unremarkable, and that's the puzzling bit for you. I'd counter that it's damn near unique, I don't think there's anything within a decade either direction of it quite like it.
It starts by trading on established genre stuff, trying to make a buck on people that were fond of
Thief of Bagdad, most specifically. That's not unique, but there's no getting around the first and foremost virtues - Siodmak knows what he's about, and I find the quality of the technicolor photography to frequently be a match for
ToB, with some spectacular greens and blues. It's way up there just on the basis of a list of "Great 40s Eye Candy." But that's not what makes it special. What sends it to the stratosphere (at least for me, and I think some of the others voting for it) is the sense of hysteria and decadence emanating from Cobra Island in general, the kinky-dancehall Cobra Throne Room more specifically, and the Cobra Queen as hysteria (and decadence?...ooh, hopefully decadence!) personifed. That Throne Room sees some brazen shit - the casual violence, especially at the end, and those wiggy dances with the Cobra Maidens - this feels emotionally like precode stuff, stuff that just wasn't done in 1944, and stuff you don't start seeing much of again for another decade. It's an island unto itself. If you start looking for similar stuff, you'd naturally look at the other Universal/Montez Technicolor exercises in exotica. Universal has made a couple readily available -
Arabian Nights, Ali Baba. These have their virtues, and are pretty enough, but they don't have that wild-eyed hysteria. I keep using that word, don't I? Not to go all auteury on you, but I think Siodmak must get a lot of credit for the uniqueness here. I think of
Phantom Lady, from the very same year, and that great jazz drum scene with Elisha Cook and Ella Raines - again, hysteria - something really dangerous and unique (musical rape!) jumping up out of some dime a dozen "post-war B schlock".
And of course Criterion has already included a trailer for it in the
Killers set.
Apologies if I sound more combative than I mean to, Prof, - this is definitely a case of Defending Your Darlings, as the Lists forum would have it.
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 6:17 pm
by Max von Mayerling
Isn't The Wedding March pre-1948 Paramount? Shouldn't we all be screaming for that?
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 6:23 pm
by ianungstad
They are asking for your picks of Universal and Universal-owned Paramount titles. (Maybe they're in the midst of licensing another batch of Universal titles?) Wedding March, Wings,Miracle of Morgan's Creek, etc are still owned by Paramount.
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 6:40 pm
by Max von Mayerling
I'm obviously completely baffled by who owns what Paramount-wise. Thanks for the clarification.
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 8:03 pm
by HistoryProf
starmanof51 wrote:HistoryProf wrote:all those you list are more than just low budget cheese - Cobra is big budget camp - and hardly path breaking in any sense, or otherwise "important". Now i'm not one to take the mission statement as gospel, and welcome thinking outside the box, I was just curious about this particular title as one people seem to be fond of. It just wasn't one that would ever strike me as something Criterion would do, and I certainly don't see anything in the collection now that would fit as a precursor. That list is all genre stuff and one uber independent flick (Honeymoon Killers) - not post-war B schlock.
Let me take a stab at it. You say that the titles that Matt lists are more than just low budget cheese. I find that debateable, most strongly in the case of the
Monsters and Madmen box. But let's go with that. You also seem to want to somehow differentiate between "genre stuff" and "post-war B schlock", if not qualitatively (do you?) then at least as precedent for that holy wacky C. I'd say it's also "genre stuff", just a few years earlier than those others. If you're going to insist on words like schlock and cheese, why make such a distinction between "post-war B schlock" and post-Korean war B schlock? If you see something a little grander in Matt's list, consider that there's also something a little grander here as well. I think you're of the feeling that
Cobra Woman is routine and unremarkable, and that's the puzzling bit for you. I'd counter that it's damn near unique, I don't think there's anything within a decade either direction of it quite like it.
It starts by trading on established genre stuff, trying to make a buck on people that were fond of
Thief of Bagdad, most specifically. That's not unique, but there's no getting around the first and foremost virtues - Siodmak knows what he's about, and I find the quality of the technicolor photography to frequently be a match for
ToB, with some spectacular greens and blues. It's way up there just on the basis of a list of "Great 40s Eye Candy." But that's not what makes it special. What sends it to the stratosphere (at least for me, and I think some of the others voting for it) is the sense of hysteria and decadence emanating from Cobra Island in general, the kinky-dancehall Cobra Throne Room more specifically, and the Cobra Queen as hysteria (and decadence?...ooh, hopefully decadence!) personifed. That Throne Room sees some brazen shit - the casual violence, especially at the end, and those wiggy dances with the Cobra Maidens - this feels emotionally like precode stuff, stuff that just wasn't done in 1944, and stuff you don't start seeing much of again for another decade. It's an island unto itself. If you start looking for similar stuff, you'd naturally look at the other Universal/Montez Technicolor exercises in exotica. Universal has made a couple readily available -
Arabian Nights, Ali Baba. These have their virtues, and are pretty enough, but they don't have that wild-eyed hysteria. I keep using that word, don't I? Not to go all auteury on you, but I think Siodmak must get a lot of credit for the uniqueness here. I think of
Phantom Lady, from the very same year, and that great jazz drum scene with Elisha Cook and Ella Raines - again, hysteria - something really dangerous and unique (musical rape!) jumping up out of some dime a dozen "post-war B schlock".
And of course Criterion has already included a trailer for it in the
Killers set.
Apologies if I sound more combative than I mean to, Prof, - this is definitely a case of Defending Your Darlings, as the Lists forum would have it.
Not combative at all...and I hope I wasn't sounding disparaging....it was just simple curiosity - so I appreciate the explanation.
as for "genre-stuff" all I meant was that they were all in that low budget sci-fi/Horror category, which Cobra Woman is not...that's all. Thief of Baghdad is of course the obvious correlation that I failed to make. And as I said, I found it great fun - "hilariously cheesy" is by no means an insult! I was just curious as to why so many seemed to be hankering for it, assuming full well that while Maria Montez's boobs are indeed a sight to behold in all their technicolor glory, there had to be more to it than that!

Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 10:49 pm
by perkizitore
Which Nicholas Ray films does Universal owns?
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:05 pm
by Flike
No rights at the moment, but we saw Sembene's translator in the office not long ago, so maybe there's hope
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:12 pm
by onedimension
Is that 'The Sweet Smell of Success' Criterion just posted a shot of on their Facebook page?
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:16 pm
by Murdoch
onedimension wrote:Is that 'The Sweet Smell of Success' Criterion just posted a shot of on their Facebook page?
FUCK YEAH IT IS \:D/
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:17 pm
by Peacock

Yes
EDIT: This isn't the picture Criterion showed but it's from the same scene.
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:34 pm
by stagefright50
Excuse the pun... SWEET!
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:35 pm
by domino harvey
Thank you O Lord for the bounty we are about to receive
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:16 pm
by cdnchris
This cheered me up after all the Paramount OOP nonsense.
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:49 pm
by Tribe
Bill Melidoneas is unhappy:
But what is this necessary if there's a bare bones 2001 MGM dvd release In Stock. Why do we need an HD upgrade with (hopefully) great supplements from Criterion?
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:02 am
by Murdoch
Tribe wrote:Bill Melidoneas is unhappy:
But what is this necessary if there's a bare bones 2001 MGM dvd release In Stock. Why do we need an HD upgrade with (hopefully) great supplements from Criterion?
If there was ever a question that answered itself
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:30 am
by Cinephrenic
Now bring on the Kubricks!
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:54 am
by MyNameCriterionForum
WTF?
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:52 am
by Brian C
Tribe wrote:Bill Melidoneas is unhappy:
But what is this necessary if there's a bare bones 2001 MGM dvd release In Stock. Why do we need an HD upgrade with (hopefully) great supplements from Criterion?
I think that's sarcasm? Making fun of the people who are always griping about Criterion releasing films that are already on DVD?
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:54 am
by Flike
Do the American studios have absolutely no faith in the future of solid state home video? I'm glad Criterion is doing this, but jeez...
Re: Criterion Facebook Page
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:58 am
by CrazedCollector
Cinephrenic wrote:Now bring on the Kubricks!
Barry Lyndon! He's our man! If he can't marry a woman and totally blow her money no-one can!
...love that movie. Would love to see a Criterion transfer.
Tribe wrote:Bill Melidoneas is unhappy:
But what is this necessary if there's a bare bones 2001 MGM dvd release In Stock. Why do we need an HD upgrade with (hopefully) great supplements from Criterion?
Makes me want to go #-o