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Posted: **Fri May 08, 2009 4:24 am**

Ah, the Criterion edition of "Pet Sounds."

I had ideas for a fake Criterion cover for TIE ME UP TIE ME DOWN, but I could never find good-quality stills for it. If anyone wants to do this and can find those (or has a DVD and can do screencaps), go ahead and run with it.

IDEA 1: close-up of the two main characters' hands cuffed together.

IDEA 2: the original poster. (There are apparently two different versions. I like this all-blue one.) Great design. Also a good opportunity to change its title back to ATAME rather than the silly six-word monstrosity we got.

The third idea I had is probably not permissible on this board. Blame the SALO cover for opening the door for nudity.

Posted: **Sun May 10, 2009 2:23 am**

swo17 wrote:OK, I'll grant that there are a couple more examples than I initially thought of, though saying "they always let Wes Anderson's bro do it" seems a bit of a stretch, as the only instance I can see of this is the handwriting by the spine on Bottle Rocket.

Again, I like your cover, but when you break rules that have never been broken before by Criterion, I'm no longer convinced that your cover could pass as one of theirs. Given the handwritten branding on BR, I'll grant you that dalliance, but as far as I'm concerned, the following are undebatable:

1. The wacky C cannot have rough edges. You can build something subtle off it like they did for Sweet Movie, but that's it.

2. The boxes containing the year of original release and branding The Criterion Collection should be perfectly square and go all the way to the left edge. They should also both be the same color, but not necessarily the same color as the wacky C. (Making the year box orange would make the year easier to read anyway.)

Come now gentlemen!

Who has the PDF file for "The Fake Criterion Style Manual" for "The Fake Criterion Covers" thread. Give us a link so we will know what is allowed (fake'ly speaking, of course!)

Posted: **Sun May 10, 2009 6:42 am**

exte wrote:They've never done one? Ever?

Aside from a laserdisc edition of Akira, no. Well, no feature-length animation anyway although, to be fair, they did include animated shorts on Equinox (The Magic Treasure) and Science is Fiction (Bluebeard)

Posted: **Sun May 10, 2009 7:49 am**

I've always thought Allegro Non Troppo would be great as Criterion's first animated title. I believe the current release (though decent in terms of transfer, but has absolutely nothing else) is an Image title.

That begs the question, however, would it be considered Criterion's first animated title, as a fairly significant portion of it is live-action?

Posted: **Sun May 10, 2009 6:35 pm**

kaujot wrote:I've always thought Allegro Non Troppo would be great as Criterion's first animated title. I believe the current release (though decent in terms of transfer, but has absolutely nothing else) is an Image title.

That begs the question, however, would it be considered Criterion's first animated title, as a fairly significant portion of it is live-action?

Personally I'd like some Laloux in here. Fantastic Planet seems to be the only one released in R1 and I find the subs horrendous.

Posted: **Sun May 10, 2009 6:58 pm**

Actually, Allegro non Troppo has plenty of special features. Several of Bozzetto's shorts, and an Italian television documentary.

The only advantage a Criterion would have would be...well, a better transfer and more extras.

Posted: **Sun May 10, 2009 7:01 pm**

Does it? I don't own the disc personally, but I can't remember there being any extras on it.

Well, in that case, nevermind.

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2009 7:47 am**

kaujot wrote:Does it? I don't own the disc personally, but I can't remember there being any extras on it.

Well, in that case, nevermind.

The extras listed from the back cover:

- Bonus Feature: THE BEST OF BRUNO BOZZETTO
- 10 Short Films by Bozzetto
- I MONDI DI BOZZETTO: Italian television documentary that includes interviews with Bozzetto and actor Maurizio Nichetti
- Liner Notes by film critic Phil Hall

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2009 8:58 am**

I'm not too fond of the poster showing the kids rutting in the dirt so I used this shot instead.

I'm easily bored.

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2009 2:57 pm**

A first draft of Jeanne Dielman:

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2009 3:04 pm**

Upgrade

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2009 9:30 pm**

Nice one!

Posted: **Sat May 30, 2009 6:39 pm**

Hey all, it's been a while since I posted my Lost in Translation and Dersu Uzala mockups, and I promised to make some for Let the Right One In and Eternal Sunshine, so that's what I'm doing now.

Any thoughts or suggestions? I'm working on using a template to make this one a full DVD cover, including the back and spine.

Posted: **Sat May 30, 2009 6:42 pm**

It kind of works like a dark version of the Fanny and Alexander 'lying in bed' cover! Very nice!

Posted: **Sat May 30, 2009 6:43 pm**

that was actually exactly my inspiration!!

(i love swedish movies. and bergman.)

Here is my full dvd cover. I spent most of the day on it

full size

Posted: **Sun May 31, 2009 9:47 am**

Guido wrote:A first draft of Jeanne Dielman:

This is a gem. Simple and so much better than the CC cover!

Posted: **Sun May 31, 2009 10:29 am**

Hidetora and Guido, those are beautiful covers.

Posted: **Sun May 31, 2009 7:59 pm**

Guido wrote:A first draft of Jeanne Dielman:

This makes it all the more apparent Criterion dropped the ball on this one. Gorgeous!

Posted: **Sun May 31, 2009 10:49 pm**

Better than the cover we're officially getting.

Posted: **Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:37 pm**

Credit for the actual images goes to subgrafik.

Maybe for the upcoming Blu-ray?

Posted: **Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:38 pm**

Damn, Criterion should hire him/her.

Posted: **Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:05 pm**

Are requests taken?

Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:15 am**

dcluver04 wrote:Are requests taken?

Please, Lord Hidetora, some Nollywood and Bollywood covers! *drools* Peace.

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:12 am**

LQ wrote:Cosmic Bus, I love that cover. I have never seen Repulsion but I now immediately want to pick up a copy.

the image is gone for this one....and i'd love to see it. anyone have it saved?

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:37 am**

It was a faded picture of a cracked wall. Looks more impressive then it sounds.

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