The BBC Christmas tapes being the collection of
naughty outtakes (NSFW, or at least anywhere outside the BBC!) broadcast for staff at the Christmas parties.
I do hope that Bros: When The Screaming stops takes the time to get into Luke Goss's surprising second career
as an actor, particularly playing the main villain in Guillermo del Toro's Blade II as well as appearing in Hellboy II!
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I have my hands on the two week Christmas and New Year edition of the Radio Times now and there are quite a few interesting things coming up. The big films are:
- Zootropolis (2.55 p.m. Christmas Eve, BBC1); The Night Before (11 p.m. Christmas Eve, Channel 5);
- The Good Dinosaur and The Jungle Book 2016 (1.30 p.m. and 3.10 p.m. Christmas Day, BBC1);
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Strange Magic (based on a story by George Lucas (

), and perhaps more interestingly the first feature directed by Gary Rydstrom who was the Sound Designer on everything from Terminator 2 to Jurassic Park), Trolls and the Spielberg version of The BFG (9 a.m., 3.50 p.m., 5.40 p.m. Boxing Day, BBC1);
- Kung Fu Panda 3 (4.20 p.m. Thursday 27th, BBC1);
- the final part of Gary Marshall's 'day' trilogy Mother's Day is appreciated but turns up at the wrong time of year (12.15 p.m. Friday 28th, Channel 4);
- Ant-Man (7.50 p.m. Saturday 29th, BBC1); Anchorman 2 (9 p.m. Saturday 29th, Channel 4);
- Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (8 p.m. Sunday 30th, ITV1);
- the Joe Wright directed *non*-musical version of Peter Pan, Pan (5.50 p.m. New Year's Eve, Channel 5);
- Inside Out (5 p.m. New Year's Day, BBC1); The Finest Hours (5 p.m. New Year's Day, BBC2). I mainly know of The Finest Hours by its
Red Letter Media mention in a review of the year in film watching. It does not look too bad from that, although I am getting a Perfect Storm mixed with the Kevin Costner film The Guardian vibe from it (i.e. it should have come out between 2001-2006 to be part of that trend rather than ten to fifteen years later); The Revenant (10 p.m. New Year's Day, BBC2)
- Vacation (the 2015 sequel to National Lampoon's Vacation) (10 p.m. Thursday 3rd January, Channel 5)
I have missed out a couple of films from the above list to highlight more strongly:
- Toni Collette doing a horror movie? With kids? What is the world coming to? Krampus is on Channel 5 on Sunday 23rd at 11 p.m.
- ITV2 have two big premieres tucked away (almost premeditatedly hidden!): Steven Soderbergh's
Contagion is on at 2.25 a.m. (!) on Saturday 29th (it gets this pithy write up in the review section of the Radio Times: "A starry cast gets deadly sniffles"! Which seems to be undermining the crisis in the film somewhat!), and Unfriended is showing at 2.35 a.m. (!!) on Sunday 30th. Why these films are being hidden away like this is anyone's guess!
- Ben Wheatley's new film is for the BBC, called
Happy New Year, Colin Burstead. From the write up it seems a bit Festen-like? This is on BBC2 at 10.30 p.m. on Sunday 30th
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The Oath by Baltasar Kormákur is the only new foreign language film showing over Christmas, and the only new film on Film4 over the fortnight, showing at 11.35 p.m. on Sunday 30th
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Away from feature films, there are some really interesting TV programmes on over Christmas too. BBC1 has done almost the impossible and made me interested in a few of their series! Most exciting is the new version of
Watership Down, produced in collaboration with Netflix. The Radio Times is at pains to say that it will be nowhere near as bloody or scary as the 1978 film, and also that this new version will carry heavy environmentalist messages and post-Trump 'speaking truth to power' messages that sound worryingly heavy handed, but hopefully the core of the story will be intact. This is showing in two 100 minute episodes on Saturday 22nd (7 p.m.) and Sunday 23rd (7.20 p.m.), so it is already going to run to twice the length of the earlier film.
On BBC4 on Saturday 22nd at 11.35 p.m. is Dreaming of a Jewish Christmas, which is a programme exploring the Jewish songwriters who wrote classic Christmas songs such as Irving Berlin, Mel Tormé, Gloria Shayne Baker and Jay Livingston.
On Christmas Eve at 10 p.m. BBC4 have Simon Callow popping up again after his one man A Christmas Carol show the previous week, starring in Christmas themed horror short The Dead Room, written by Mark Gatiss. This is followed by repeats of MR James adaptations Lost Hearts and The Ash Tree (both I think appeared on a BFI DVD collection a while back)
Before that BBC4's 'slow season' continues at 8 p.m. with All Aboard: The Great Reindeer Migration. Two hours of watching reindeers walking through snow!
At 3.10 p.m. on Christmas Day BBC2 has An American In Paris: The Musical, which is a film of the Broadway play.
At 9 p.m. on Boxing Day BBC1 have the first part of Agatha Christie adaptation
The ABC Murders starring John Malkovich and Rupert Grint. That continues on Thursday and Friday at the same time.
Edgar Reitz's Heimat prequel Home from Home: Chronicle of a Vision is on BBC2 in two parts showing at 1.55 a.m. on Sunday 30th and 1.40 a.m. on New Year's Eve.
Andrew Davies's latest period drama adaptation is a six part version of
Les Miserablés starring Dominic West, Derek Jacobi and David Oyelowo. Part 1 is on BBC1 at 9 p.m. on Sunday 30th.
There is a Raymond Briggs documentary Snowmen, Boogeymen and Milkmen on BBC2 at 9 p.m. on New Year's Eve, preceded by a repeat of the most recent film adaptation of his work, Ethel & Ernest at 7.30 p.m.
Idris Elba is back as Luther in the first episode of series 5 on BBC1 at 9 p.m. on New Year's Day. That continues every day until Friday.
And the programme that (along with Watership Down) I am most excited for is the two part documentary
Waco: Madman or Messiah all about David Koresh and the 1993 siege at Mt Carmel Ranch. That is on BBC4 at 9 p.m. on Wednesday 2nd and Thursday 3rd.
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- Radio-wise, Christopher Frayling is presenting a programme on "How Santa Stole Christmas" about how the meaning of Christmas has been changed through advertisers, marketers and filmmakers. That is on BBC Radio 4 at 8 p.m. on Saturday 22nd
- Michael Caine is reading abridged excerpts from his memoir in the Book of the Week strand at 9.45 a.m. every day of Christmas week - (Radio 4)
- Derek Jacobi is reading five Inspector Maigret stories by Georges Simenon during Christmas week in the "A Maigret Christmas" strand starting Monday at midday, Radio 4
- Michael Palin and Toby Jones are in The Hartlepool Spy, a comedy drama by Ian Martin, the writer of The Death of Stalin and Veep - 2.15 p.m. Christmas Day on Radio 4
- Diana Rigg and Derek Jacobi (he's getting around this Christmas!) are in an adaptation of Neil Gaiman's Norse Mythology at 3 p.m. on Boxing Day, Radio 4
- The Film Programme on Thursday 27th at 4 p.m. on Radio 4 has an edition commemorating Nicolas Roeg
- A five part abridged adaptation of Guiseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa's The Leopard is being broadcast throughout New Year's Day on Radio 4
- Angelina Jolie is guest editing the Friday 28th edition of Radio 4's Today show
- And on BBC Radio 2 on New Year's Day at 9 p.m. there is an hour long interview with Brigitte Bardot (the week after apparently there will be the same amount of time spent interviewing composer Michel Legrande!)
Phew!