Burning Bright (Carlos Brooks 2010) Here is a premise so outlandish that the desire for the film to be good approaches righteousness: A conniving widower plots to rid himself of his bratty stepdaughter (Briana Evigan, the wet-blanket from
Sorority Row) and autistic stepson by trapping them inside during a hurricane… and then releasing a tiger into the boarded-up family home. Yes, this is a real movie. And yes, it plays things Very Seriously, which works sometimes-- I loved the ridiculously entertaining scene early on where our heroine finds herself stuck in a laundry chute with the orange beastie poking its head and paw and whatever else up into the crevices after her-- but the animal quickly wears a path of destruction through the house that leaves few credible options for legitimate plot furtherance. There's a good hour-long programmer in here like they used to make 'em, but stretched out even to a relatively slight eighty-five minutes (and that includes the astonishing
eight-minutes of closing credits), it's all thinner than it needed to be. It doesn't help matters that the autistic boy is obnoxious beyond belief-- he makes Max from
Parenthood look like Cary Grant-- and even before he wallops his helpful sister in the head with a remote for daring to suggest that maybe TV Time shouldn't coincide with Tiger Time, I was ready for her to feed this burden to the beast and be done with it. Not the sentiment the film desires, I assure you. Still, the pic offers exactly what it's sold as: Anonymous college-something running around in a tank top, evading a killer tiger in her house by hiding under beds, behind kitchen islands, etc. And in that we can call the film a success, however minor.
Dracula's Widow (Christopher Coppola 1988) Nic Cage's brother directs this weird, tonally askance LA-set vampire flick. The filmmakers may very well have raided the backlot after
Creepshow finished, with bright neon lights painting many a scene of mostly empty sets… it's Moullet by way of the Freed Unit. This isn't a movie that can be defended on plot, acting, construction, or effects. It just gets somewhere unexpectedly enjoyable (by virtue of / in spite of) its unlikely parts. Bonus points for the Charles Bickford-aping tec who at one point tours a bloody crime scene while absently munching from a bag of popcorn.
the Village (M Night Shyamalan 2004) Ever since the "twist" to this one was spoiled for me (sometime during opening weekend by a scorned viewer, I believe), I treated it as a big joke sight unseen. With all the career vilifying Shyamalan invites, especially of late, it seemed only right and natural, even long after I should have known better as a mature filmgoer to not be so overconfident of an unseen film's demerits. I can understand why mainstream audiences would turn so violently against the film's eventual reveal (which is more accurate a descriptor than twist)-- the film plays out very sincerely and asks the audience to meet it at this level of decorum, and when that sincerity is suddenly called into question, the effectiveness of all that came before can now be safely mocked by any viewer unwilling or incapable of placing these final jigsaw pieces within the framework of the puzzle offered-- which may not be the puzzle desired. This compulsion to make a film something it isn't and the subsequent punishment (be it jeering/booing, internet bitching, &c) makes sense in the same ways we saw last year with
Drive and will no doubt see again. But why did art house crowds, who are perfectly capable of handing out rope to a self-serious film of aesthetic merit, shy away from defending this? Were the jokes to be had too easy and appealing? Was the much-spoiled turn the film takes really so indefensible that more adventurous moviegoers opted not to bother, mentally filing it away under "Auteur Theory Comma Failures," never to be considered again? I plead guilty to at least one of these, and were it not for the same latent curiosity that finds me sitting down for dreck like
Friday the 13th Part VII under the nagging auspices of "Well, what if it's secretly good and I'd never know unless I watch?" I'd forever have laughed off the lofty placement afforded by
Cahiers du Cinema to the film in their year-end list as just another instance of "Oh
Cahiers."
I am ashamed of my own behavior, for
the Village is above all a beautiful film. The score is haunting, the film sharply shot and edited with the sort of control and care that merits the high opinion its auteur has of himself. The actors, particularly Bryce Dallas Howard, are called upon to behave and function within rather cruel scenarios at time and yet bring such conviction to their work that it becomes infuriating to think of the giggling posse of the scorned taking out their frustrations on a reality that is, if one really thinks about it,
more sensical than the path the film takes prior. Watching it from the vantage of someone who knew the gist of the big picture but not how the parts functioned, it's remarkable how Shyamalan only cheats once--
With the tombstone's dates for Gleeson's son a clear and dirty (and rather unnecessary) misdirect
--a herculean achievement once the totality of the film is understood. We feel foolish, perhaps, but why does the shame have to lie in the filmmaker for effectively guiding us around the elephant in the room until it's time for a proper introduction? There is something else at work here besides spooky horror thrills, with the political allegory perfectly on-point for the era in which it was produced, and yet the whole thing sounds like a bad O Henry story (redundant, I know) if one is relying on word of mouth alone. Of course
any subject could be the basis of a good film. This happens to be a great one. But, as they used to say on
Reading Rainbow, don't take my word for it…