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Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:59 pm
by aox
is that film about Sarah Palin's wild early days?
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:49 pm
by klee13
HistoryProf wrote:LOVE Stagecoach...but after much staring, i still can't decipher the 2nd title...it shouldn't be that much work.

Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:24 am
by HistoryProf
manicsounds wrote:
I'd fix the spelling on his name first....
DOH!! as soon as i read your post it leaped out at me...ugh. oh well.
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:42 pm
by mteller
Syndromes and a Century is a little hard to read for the average joe, but really, you guys should be able to figure out just by knowing who the director is. I would have expected a lot more Weerasethakul fans here.
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:12 pm
by Tribe
mteller wrote:Syndromes and a Century is a little hard to read for the average joe, but really, you guys should be able to figure out just by knowing who the director is. I would have expected a lot more Weerasethakul fans here.
So, it's our fault we can't read the title?
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:24 pm
by aox
Tribe wrote:mteller wrote:Syndromes and a Century is a little hard to read for the average joe, but really, you guys should be able to figure out just by knowing who the director is. I would have expected a lot more Weerasethakul fans here.
So, it's our fault we can't read the title?
I often look for ways to blame the victim.
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:38 pm
by Napier
aox wrote:Tribe wrote:mteller wrote:Syndromes and a Century is a little hard to read for the average joe, but really, you guys should be able to figure out just by knowing who the director is. I would have expected a lot more Weerasethakul fans here.
So, it's our fault we can't read the title?
I often look for ways to blame the victim.
Plenty of that going around in the "Polanski arrested" thread. :-"
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:42 pm
by mteller
It's not your fault, I'm just surprised that here of all places people don't know their Weerasethakul.
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:47 am
by Matango
mteller wrote:It's not your fault, I'm just surprised that here of all places people don't know their Weerasethakul.
I knew what film it was right away, but it took a few moments to piece together the letters. As long as the title was clear on the spine, I think it'd be ok, though.
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:33 am
by klee13
Matango wrote:mteller wrote:It's not your fault, I'm just surprised that here of all places people don't know their Weerasethakul.
I knew what film it was right away, but it took a few moments to piece together the letters. As long as the title was clear on the spine, I think it'd be ok, though.
As it just so happens, I did make an image for the spine too, though I never really planned on posting it. I'm not, however, guaranteeing it will make the title any easier to read!
I am very sorry to have "victimized" all of you with my hard to read internet picture. I realized, looking back at the cover that it was probably a mistake to have had the edges of the letters merge into the frames of the windows, which I have tried to rectify by shrinking them down a bit. However, if you're still having trouble reading my hand-drawn letters, I'm afraid I can't do much more about it. Maybe another eager young web artist might step up to the Weerasethakul plate?
Also, I do agree that if my font is unreadable, it is my failure. I don't really want people to have to say "Well, I sort of recognize the picture, so. . ."
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:41 am
by Matango
Spine looks good. I'd like to see the final scene from the film tried as a cover - the public aerobics thing. I was in Bangkok a couple of months ago and I caught one of these going on, and was mesmerised. It was just like walking into the film. Best 'location' experience I ever had (although obviously it wasn't the same location, just the same scenario). Almost on a par with visiting Ozu's grave.
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:21 am
by klee13
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:30 am
by HistoryProf
that's really pretty.
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:41 am
by Sloper
For what it's worth, Klaylock, I've never seen Syndromes (and have heard about it largely through this forum), but I still saw pretty quickly what the title on that cover was - and though I can't say whether it fits the film or not, I think it's an awesome cover. The spine looks great too.
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:20 am
by LQ
Klaylock, I love that Marquise of O cover. Splendid job. =D>
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:59 pm
by Jean-Luc Garbo
Great cover for the Rohmer film! I'd like to see the guy who mistakes it for softcore porn, though! He's in for a surprise when he watches it.
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:47 am
by Tribe
Nice one regarding Marquis of O. I'm not familiar with the film...I take it the cover shot is from the movie itself?
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:56 am
by brendanjc
I have to say, as someone who eventually puzzled out the Syndromes cover, I can't read the text on the Rohmer one at all.
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:58 am
by knives
brendanjc wrote:I have to say, as someone who eventually puzzled out the Syndromes cover, I can't read the text on the Rohmer one at all.
Yeah, I thought it said Mayonnaise of O.
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:11 am
by Matango
knives wrote:brendanjc wrote:I have to say, as someone who eventually puzzled out the Syndromes cover, I can't read the text on the Rohmer one at all.
Yeah, I thought it said Mayonnaise of O.
And that looks like Val Kilmer on line three.
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:42 am
by so lightly here
Klaylock wrote:
Have never seen the movie but the cover is simply ravishing - no problem with the font here.
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:38 am
by klee13
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:09 am
by oldsheperd
If Walter Matthau shoots all those dots he wins a prize
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:54 am
by Cinephrenic
Shouldn't that be a cue stick in his hand?
Re: Fake Criterion Covers
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:12 am
by Napier
oldsheperd wrote:If Walter Matthau shoots all those dots he wins a prize
But he still doesn't get to play Twister, with Haji
