cdnchris wrote: ↑Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:43 am
They do but I'm pretty sure you're not going to like them. I'm an unapologetic Bond fan but will say
Dr. No is one of my least favorites. I still wouldn't call it the worst: I'm really stuck between
Spectre and
Die Another Day for that spot.
I don't mind Die Another Day too much outside of the egregious CGI and surfboard windsurfing, which were really pushing things further than the breaking point that had already been broken in the 'remote controlling my luxury car through a name-branded mobile phone' sequence in Tomorrow Never Dies. But I really did cringe at the more obvious attempts to pay homage to Dr No by giving Halle Berry the iconic 'appearing out of the surf' Ursula Andress introduction (but unfortunately in how fast she explodes out of the water gasping for breath makes it look much more undignified!) and then the multiplication of the laser table scene at the end with lasers going everywhere. I can understand why those moments were in there for the 40th anniversary of the film series, but they also unfortunately smacked of being too shoehorned in.
I have no issues with Madonna's theme song or cameo though (its even rather edgy, having the title sequence take the form of a long term torture scene in the age of the War on Terror, with the seductively sexy silhouette women turning threatening). And it was the film that introduced me to Rosamund Pike, who was the standout figure of that film even though she was trapped in that 'first beautiful woman is either a disposable first victim or turns out to have been an evil villain before we get to the
actual damsel in distress' paradigm that got solidified with the iconic Shirley Eaton scene all the way back as early as Goldfinger.
That's either the pleasure or the problem with Bond, depending on how you see it. Lots of things introduced in the earliest films become fixed tropes, and really just increase in scale until the weight of absurdity forces a recalibration and/or reset: i.e. The Spy Who Loved Me kind of defines the grandiosity of Bond and the structure, but then 1979s space-set Moonraker took things too far and just couldn't compete with Star Wars. So that forced things to be pulled back a little on For Your Eyes Only, before Octopussy went goofy again, etc. Similarly Die Another Day forced a break and the change from Pierce Brosnan, who I really think fared the worst out of all the Bonds so far in terms of tone. At least George Lazenby had a serious film to compliment his serious outing! But because of how 'loved' the nudge-nudge cartoony Roger Moore films were, that cemented their own tropes into the franchise, the Brosnan films were trapped still trying to straddle the serious-goofy line. The Timothy Dalton films are great as an extra serious take on the franchise, but The Living Daylights still has a few eye-rolling moments (the aforementioned cello scene) and the much more tonally consistent Licence To Kill is really good but by abandoning the silly stuff for actual pain and suffering that was lingered on more than being a quick punchline also ran the risk of abandoning everything that made a film Bond to just become a standard American action film (and even worse got a restrictive age rating due to its violence).
Although ironically domino the first film doesn't feature the opening set piece going into the big musical number under the title sequence of frisky shadow ladies that would become a thing after Dr No's circle titles. And beware that the gypsy camp stuff in From Russia With Love brings the film to a similarly screeching halt for a long stretch.
The most important thing about Bond is that it became a kind of comfort film for generations, where when you went to an entry you pretty much knew what you would be getting: exotic locations (especially important in an age where international travel was only just becoming a thing for the masses, and so the main way to experience the world was still through a screen. In that way the Bond films have a fair amount in common with the Cinerama travelogues or mondo films, just with action and romance in them. And they set a template that many, many films through the decade followed, even Jess Franco!), beautiful women, outlandish gadgets and a big setpiece finale set in a volcano or an evil villain's undersea lair or space station or something equally as grandiose that then involves Bond saving the girl and the day and making everything explode at the end, with a suggestion that the heroine of this film is finally the one that has managed to permanently bed Bond... until it all resets and the slate is wiped clean for the next entry. The perfect Christmas or Bank Holiday film in fact, where the whole family can watch it on in the background, but not have to follow its plot too closely or worry that anything too graphic (or sexy!) will occur in front of the more impressionable youngsters.