I do appreciate the time zedz took to spell out his alternatives. At least we both agree that a full-on satire would be a bad idea. A few responses to some of the other approaches:
The procedural -- Since the real life crimes weren't planned all that elaborately, or much dependent on skill, it would be hard to go in a much more procedural direction. Finding an open sliding door isn't exactly the stuff of a Michael Mann or Melville set piece.
The specific psychology of the specific kids -- We've disagreed plenty about this. From everything that's known publicly, plumbing the depths of the real kids' motivations wouldn't get you much further than what Coppola already shows us. Of course, you could always invent deeper characters with more complex motivations, but then you'd also probably have to retool the crimes themselves to the point where they'd no longer be much like what actually happened. Because deeper kids wouldn't commit such shallow crimes so poorly.
The phenomenon of celebrity worship -- Since these characters don't worship the celebrities so much as covet the accessories of their lifestyle, since they aren't obsessed "number one fans" or stalker types, that would be a completely different film about totally different characters. It sounds more like a teenage take on
The King of Comedy. The ringleader Rebecca comes the closest to this sort of motivation. She knows them from fashion mags and gossip sites. But even she is much more interested in the celebrities' stuff than in their work, their personalities/personas or their public profile/platform or any particular qualities of their fame. And as such, she imagines herself on equal footing with the celebrities once she's got some of their stuff. Never mind that she lacks any of their credentials, achievements or charisma.
zedz wrote:Personally I'd like to see the film domino hinted at that actually gets into the nitty gritty about the mechanics of identification - a film that addresses the phenomenon in some kind of sociological detail.
Not sure how that would be different from the proposed celebrity worship idea. But it does sound different enough that Coppola would likely have to jettison the true story and start over with a new fiction. Nothing wrong with doing that or with many of the detractors' being bored with what's probably the best that anyone could have done given the constraints of
The Bling Ring's true story. But pretending that Coppola could magically have made a much better film without junking the main reason she wanted to make it -- the details of the way it really happened -- seems unfair.