Criterion Newsletter (Part 2)

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Mr. Ned
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#976 Post by Mr. Ned »

Looks like the dog is wearing a back pack or a sweater or something too...
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#977 Post by aox »

they confirmed 8 1/2 was coming to Blu, but I don't see the dog connection.
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#978 Post by Flike »

There have been a lot of totally irrelevant animal clues.
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#979 Post by Ovader »

I don't see the dog connection either so perhaps it has to do with some revamped extras on the new edition. Maybe Umberto D. is coming to Blu-ray as well?
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#980 Post by Feego »

Come on, people. It's clearly Blue's Clues: The First Eight-and-a-Half Seasons.
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#981 Post by Cormac »

It is a hint at the upcoming "John and Kate plus 8" retrospective release. The dogs representing birth being found in the nature of dog more so than human. The half dog represents the unity of what was once a married couple but now a broken entity. The blue? Well, all of America and popular culture was deeply upset by the divorce. I'm thrilled about this release. Finally, Criterion is staying relevant by bringing some high brow views to low brow reality TV culture.
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#982 Post by HistoryProf »

Blue Collar?
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#983 Post by Kwyjibo »

The clue definitely points to 8 1/2 on Blu-ray. Maybe the dogs refer to Wag the Dog? They did say they wanted to have more Mamet in the collection.
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#985 Post by gubbelsj »

Unless I'm forgetting a exception or two, the featured animals rarely have anything to do with the film being hinted at. They are lifts from previously-released Criterion titles. We seem to go through this every month.
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#986 Post by Adam »

Are you saying that sometimes a dog is just a dog?
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#987 Post by Cinephrenic »

So now 8 1/2 Blu dogs can mean anything now... then Reservoir Dogs.
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#988 Post by Des Esseintes »

The dog's name must be Ray.
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#989 Post by aox »

at least the parrot made sense... it lives in the jungles that Che fought in.
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#990 Post by Cinephrenic »

dogs = The Emperor Waltz?
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#991 Post by HerrSchreck »

Congressmen says "Knuckleheads don't know 'bout my Blue Dog Coalition..."
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#992 Post by agnamaracs »

gubbelsj wrote:Unless I'm forgetting a exception or two, the featured animals rarely have anything to do with the film being hinted at.
The announcement for EARLY BERGMAN had seven seals.
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#993 Post by whaleallright »

8 1/2 BluRay with commentary track by Max Baucus?
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#994 Post by Le Samouraï »

Peacock wrote:8 1/2 sounds right... but then why the dog?
Blue Dogs = 8½ BD maybe? You know, BD as in the official abbreviation for Blu-ray disc. I'm just saying...
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#995 Post by Matt »

I like to think of this thread as our gift to Criterion for all the complaints we give them. How they must convulse with laughter every time they read this after sending out a newsletter. It's like putting a sock over a cat's head and watching him creep backwards, bumping into everything as he tries to wriggle his head free.
Le Samouraï wrote:Blue Dogs = 8½ BD maybe? You know, BD as in the official abbreviation for Blu-ray disc. I'm just saying...
That's actually pretty good, though.
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#996 Post by Tom Hagen »

I just assumed that the blue dogs meant that Criterion was coming out against the public option.
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#997 Post by Tribe »

Matt wrote: It's like putting a sock over a cat's head and watching him creep backwards, bumping into everything as he tries to wriggle his head free.
I thought I was the only one who did stuff like that to the cats.
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#998 Post by What A Disgrace »

Tribe wrote:
Matt wrote: It's like putting a sock over a cat's head and watching him creep backwards, bumping into everything as he tries to wriggle his head free.
I thought I was the only one who did stuff like that to the cats.
Did you ever tie a plastic bag to one's tail?

I felt guilty later. :(
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#999 Post by GringoTex »

What A Disgrace wrote: Did you ever tie a plastic bag to one's tail?

I felt guilty later. :(
My favorite was putting scotch tape on the bottom of their paws.
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#1000 Post by Mr Sausage »

What A Disgrace wrote:Did you ever tie a plastic bag to one's tail?

I felt guilty later. :(
I once tied a bunch of helium balloons to the tail of my cat. He was surprisingly unconcerned.
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