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aox
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#1276 Post by aox »

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swo17
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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1277 Post by swo17 »

Obviously they are rebranding to a more crumbcake-themed design scheme.
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Tom Hagen
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#1278 Post by Tom Hagen »

Now they just need to find a barista who can execute a "wacky C" design with a foam pour on a latte.
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Matt
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#1279 Post by Matt »

Why is Criterion wasting their time on crumbcake, which is already available in perfectly acceptable forms in other countries? Why don't they focus on donuts? I'd buy one in every flavor. Peter Becker must hate donuts.
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domino harvey
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#1280 Post by domino harvey »

There appears to be some filling inside the cake... could this be the ever-elusive double clue?!
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#1281 Post by NABOB OF NOWHERE »

It's a piece of cake, a piece of CRUMB cake

Obviously they're lining up Caspar the friendly Ghost
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zedz
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#1282 Post by zedz »

Of course, every cake baked in a ring-shaped tin will form a wacky C at some point, so this must be a clue that Criterion are eventually going to release everything.

(As long as it was baked in a ring-shaped tin.)
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knives
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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1283 Post by knives »

I think that plot's half baked [/rimshot]
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aox
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#1284 Post by aox »

Layer Cake release?
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Zinoviev
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#1285 Post by Zinoviev »

Can She Bake a Cherry Pie?
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Gary Gnu
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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1286 Post by Gary Gnu »

(Taking good advantage of that 7 second delay.) Well, now they're just ****ing with us. :-s
Last edited by Gary Gnu on Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:12 am, edited 2 times in total.
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domino harvey
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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1287 Post by domino harvey »

Cooking with us?
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Gary Gnu
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#1288 Post by Gary Gnu »

domino harvey wrote:Cooking with us?
Sorry. I unsuccessfully parodied a failed censorship on FOX News that happened recently. :lol:

But, yes. They are cooking with us, as well as fucking with us. "Sitophilia"... Sweet Movie?
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domino harvey
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#1289 Post by domino harvey »

Gary Gnu, don't wreck my jokes by editing your posts. These jokes are all I have in this cruel world
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Gary Gnu
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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1290 Post by Gary Gnu »

I went back and fixed it. I don't think anyone else saw me edit it. :)

... Call me out on it, but I'm going with Blu-Ray for Sweet Movie. Is the cake made of feces, by chance?
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Brian C
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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1291 Post by Brian C »

OMG, they posted something about Black Narcissus today. IT MUST MEAN SOMETHING!
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knives
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#1292 Post by knives »

It must mean you have to buy it.
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#1293 Post by Feego »

Brian C wrote:OMG, they posted something about Black Narcissus today. IT MUST MEAN SOMETHING!
3D Blu-ray! \:D/
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Gary Gnu
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#1294 Post by Gary Gnu »

Feego wrote:
Brian C wrote:OMG, they posted something about Black Narcissus today. IT MUST MEAN SOMETHING!
3D Blu-ray! \:D/
:lol: I was thinking the same thing!
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#1295 Post by swo17 »

Sneak peak at an upcoming cover:

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souvenir
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#1296 Post by souvenir »

Island of Lost Souls?
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movielocke
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#1297 Post by movielocke »

Someone on FB said it's an image from The Game, from the psyche eval Douglas does.
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swo17
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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1298 Post by swo17 »

And the same guy checked his DVD and didn't see that image.
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Tom Hagen
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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1299 Post by Tom Hagen »

swo17 wrote:And the same guy checked his DVD and didn't see that image.
The unemployment situation is worse than I ever imagined.
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Gary Gnu
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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1300 Post by Gary Gnu »

I think it's The Cure.
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