Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)

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#1826 Post by Monterey Jack »

Any reason my post was taken down? All I did was post an alternative movie poster (that was also vastly superior to the ghastly Blu cover).
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#1827 Post by DarkImbecile »

Just now? I just checked the logs and no one removed any posts today... probably an error of some sort.
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#1828 Post by Monterey Jack »

DarkImbecile wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 3:25 am Just now? I just checked the logs and no one removed any posts today... probably an error of some sort.
It seemed odd. Here's the poster I tried to link to:

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#1829 Post by jazzo »

solaris72 wrote:Culture Shock just hinted that they're releasing THE DEATH COLLECTOR on blu, which is Joe Pesci's first film. Here is the UK DVD cover:

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I’ve never seen it. It’s a Kaiju picture?
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solaris72 wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 3:21 am Culture Shock just hinted that they're releasing THE DEATH COLLECTOR on blu, which is Joe Pesci's first film. Here is the UK DVD cover:

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He looks annoyed to be helping the family.

“Hey, they’re yer family not mine. Just cause I married ya don’t mean I’m yer motha’s son or nothin’. But… look, I’ll do this one favor fer yer brudda and then I’m out of alla dis. Capeesh? Yer brudda gets someone else to enforce his shit next time! What did I expect, marryin’ you? God loves a fool, but lookit me. Biggest fool dere is doing this shit fer you and god sure ain’t around.”
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#1832 Post by Big Ben »

Imagine fucking up the cover for a film known for being beautiful.
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#1833 Post by CSM126 »

Christ, you can see a chunk of Brooke Adams’ hair missing where they haphazardly cut her out of another image. Amateur hour shit.
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#1834 Post by therewillbeblus »

Paramount strikes again
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#1835 Post by Monterey Jack »

Dammit, I was coming here to post the Days Of Heaven cover...

Godawful.
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#1836 Post by Feego »

Seriously, how do these people actually get jobs?
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#1837 Post by deathbird »

Mind boggling.

Paramount should change its name to Nadir.
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#1838 Post by jazzo »

Insane that Criterion didn’t license this one for the new disc cover:
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#1839 Post by colinr0380 »

Are they both meant to be wearing the exact same clothing in that German Smooth Talk cover?
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#1840 Post by jazzo »

Also, how did I miss an implanted Pia Zadora in the lead role?
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#1841 Post by therewillbeblus »

That looks more like Mary Kay Place than Laura Dern
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#1842 Post by Monterey Jack »

Apparently a new Walmart-exclusive slipcover...

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When I think of Knives Out, I immediately think of spraypaint graffiti, don't you...?
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#1843 Post by TheKieslowskiHaze »

I'm not sure I could devise an aesthetic more at odds with the movie's.
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#1844 Post by domino harvey »

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I'd be angry too if I was stuck inside some screaming guy's eye socket facing outwards
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#1845 Post by Luke M »

Joe Rogan finally making the leap to film.
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#1846 Post by Monterey Jack »

TheKieslowskiHaze wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 10:24 pm I'm not sure I could devise an aesthetic more at odds with the movie's.
I was at Walmart a few days ago, and spotted similar "spraypaint" slipcovers for John Wick and Rambo: Last Blood.
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#1847 Post by TheKieslowskiHaze »

Monterey Jack wrote: Sat Mar 13, 2021 9:41 pmI was at Walmart a few days ago, and spotted similar "spraypaint" slipcovers for John Wick and Rambo: Last Blood.
I remember a wal-mart exclusive slipcover series awhile back that I actually liked, very minimalist with white backgrounds. Much better than this weird spray-paint theme. I got Last of the Mohicans.
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#1848 Post by CSM126 »

Walmart exclusives are usually misses with me but I did recently spot an Age of Adaline Blu with a really nice slipcover that I would have bought if I didn’t already own that film. Of course I can’t find any pictures it.
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#1849 Post by Monterey Jack »

Don't know if this is legit or not, but...

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